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What's up guys?!

I am back with another blog post, it has been ages. Literally ages.

I'm not going to bore you with the details other than three words that many people will relate to well.

Exams

Revision

WHHHHHHYYYYYYY?????

But I'm all done now and all I have to worry about now is how well my tan is doing.

So today I'm doing.... (drum roll please)....

The Ridicules World of Horror Movies

I am not a horror movie fan; I do not understand the enjoyment in scaring yourself half to death.

I also don't understand anything about horror movies. No one would do the stuff the horror movie victims do.

Choosing Holiday Destinations: My dream holiday this year is definitely an old, abandoned, clearly haunted cabin in the middle of a stagnant lake. Who wouldn't want to go there? Especially when the Holiday Rep is the creepy old man you met by the side of the road who warned you off of going.

Dream homes are also in the same category of "ridicules" as holiday destinations. Why would your dream home be where someone died? And why wouldn't you throw out the distressingly scary doll that's in the spare room? Granted, sometimes these unfortunate home owns don't know about the historic murder that took place in their house. The neighbours must find it really confusing watching the 10th set of neighbours in a month move in like "I think perhaps something suspicious and sinister occurs in that house, but what the heck I'm going to make a sandwich"

The general choices of the victims are also weird too. If a supernatural force had just strung my dead dog up from my ceiling fan, I would not still be living in that house. I'd run... far... to a completely different country.

The "Don't follow me line" is always the best shortly followed by "If I don't come back, don't try and find me". FOLLOW THEIR ADVICE. These people are dead – minimum possessed (this normally leads to death) – at least respect their last wishes!

But seriously, if you hear someone screaming and some other messy sounds coming from the haunted room in your house and/or haunted abode your first reaction is not to follow them. It would be RUN... like Usain Bolt.

The main thing about horror movies though is that happy ending don't exist, even if you survive one night of legal mass murder and rampage you still have many more to survive through (and that's if you do). Relationships also never survive; one partner is always killed and/or disappears mysteriously. Cinderella you have no chance darlin'.

Also why do the police never question why there are so many deaths in that one house? Wouldn't you just decide to knock the house down? Or burn it?

So now we know that by living in a horror moving you doom yourself.

Comment below what you think. Favourite part?

The last book of the month I posted was all the way back in out ancient history of February, to catch up I've just posted a whole long list of books that I think are goods reads on the reading list on my profile. Go check 'em out.

Shout out to @BridgidM cause you dedicated a part of you currant book "Final Destination" to me. THANKS!

Other than that, I'm out!

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