The First Fifty Pages Of Me by Nailinthewall

Swearing

I have the worst potty mouth ever.

I try to tone it down but if I don't know something I get angry and swear to try and cover my lack of knowledge up.

I used to swear in every sentence but I've curbed my impulse to do it now.

I swear when I'm nervous and don't know what to say or to distract people from what I say.

It's a coping mechanism and it helps me relax.

I have to reword my sentences to suit situations all the time.

If I don't swear out loud, I'm bound to be cursing in my head.