I'm lonely..

MY TONGUE IS BLACK

First of all, I would like to explain the title. 

I went to the party, it was a trampoline park, and I jumped like pepe the frog on steroids. 

So we had black and green cupcakes. 

Then I had a dark blue ring pop. 

Then I had dark blue rock candy. 

And I think I'm on a sugar high. 

Anyway, yes I WILL be posting a chapter of each of my stories tomorrow, thought I just might update now. 

There was a foam pit, with foam cubes, and I dove in and accidentally licked one..umm. Heh. It tasted disgusting. 

Then I jumped, and this adult ran into me, and then I was like, WHAT WAS HE THINKING. 

His brain: "gotta go fast" 

My brain: OOOF. Da fudge. Sanic on steroids. 

STORY TIME

I was quietly eating my chicken fajita. 

My mom was sitting next to me. 

THEN. 

I HEAR SOMETHING.

AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EARS. 

IS THAT. 

MY MOM, 

HUMMING

JET BLACK HEART. 

Mind be like: *table flip* 

BTW. 

I hate 5SOS now, this picture I saw..DISGUSTING. 

To be honest I don't know why I ever like 5sos, they are really stupid.

But guys, today I realized, I LOVE one direction. 

Like seriously, I can't get over how hot Liam is. 

And Niall...YUS. 

*barfs*

It hurt to say that

APRIL FOOLS. 

Haha. 

I got you good. 

IM SO SORRY 5SOS I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART ALL 4 OF YOU ASHTON, LUKE, MICHAEL, CALUM. 

OH SENPAI CLIFFORD IM SO SORRY I EVER SAID THAT. YOUR MAGICAL BLUE HAIR BRINGS ME LIFE. 

Lol. 

Maybe I take it a little far

But there's been worse fans. 

DanAndPhilCRAFTS

YES

I WAS FREAKING OUT WHEN I SAW IT. 

GLITTER FACES. 

YES. 

GUYS. 

DONT CRY

CRAFT

IM CRAFTING SO HARD. 

But my day all got ruined...when I clicked on that fateful episode

Of Minecraft Diaries

No spoilers

But..AARMAU NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO, 

W-without him...there's no way. 

UUUUUGGGGHH. 

Song of the Day

This is Gospel 

PATD

IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME 

GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adios Idiots, 

See you tomorrow, WITH MORE CHEESYNESS THAN EVER