youre transport into a webcomic homestuk "shit "you said haha" hussie said" you look at hussie and wonk
*wank
*won
*win
*fuck ghis
heyy hotstuff you flirt
hussie wink back
meaningful conversation
vriska coems down and slaps your face
you die (haha its funny because vriska use dice and die is dice haha ha)
hussie love snogs vrisky bitch
teh end!"
Roxy smiles, clearly drunk off her knocker.
"Rox, why did you write a fanfiction where I die?" You laugh, your blonde friend sips thoughtfully on her martini. Jane shakes her head, sigh audible from the kitchen.
"Dunno," Roxy pauses to place the now empty glass on the table next to her. "T'ought it might b funn"
You stand up from your place on the sofa. "I'm guessing you want another one?" You mumble, taking Lalonde's glass from its place.
"Nah, mak it a cooktale-
*cocktall lmoa"
You leave the room and have a chat with Jane, complimenting the smell of her cookies while you make an alcohol free mocktail. Roxy directly looks at the Reader.
"Happy Avril Fool mothafukas" She puts on a pair of Strider Shades(tm).
"*april"
YOU ARE READING
~Homestuck x Reader one-shots~
Fanfiction-BASICALLY ON HIATUS- ~~~ - dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually - request on the request chapter - respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you - dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o...
