Ways To Answer The Phone

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1: What?

2: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA!

3: GHOSTBUSTERS. WHADDAYA WANT?!

4: Dominoes Pizza. Start yappin'

5: *just breathes into phone* 

6: What the hell do you want?

7: State your last name.

8: Phone tag, you're it.

9: Hello? OH NO! the voices are back again!

10: You are the weakest link......goodbye.

11: Your gonna be my new phone buddy... 

12: House of God, Moses speaking, how may I help you?

13: Your soul is mine. *hangs up*

14: Moo? 

15:  ...Hello Kiddies...

16: Hello, i'm a secret agent... oops, i have to kill you now...

17: ............................................no ones home. *hangs up*

18:  At the tone, the time will be 12:47 in Hong Kong.

19: ...Bob there? 

20: Hey y'all wutcha gunna say?.. who is this talkin to me today?

21: You Rang? 

22: If your a salesman, hang up.

23:  Hello, Caller, You're on the Air!

24: No. -.-

25: I told you to bury the body! Hurry up before we get caught! *hangs up*

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