1: What?
2: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA!
3: GHOSTBUSTERS. WHADDAYA WANT?!
4: Dominoes Pizza. Start yappin'
5: *just breathes into phone*
6: What the hell do you want?
7: State your last name.
8: Phone tag, you're it.
9: Hello? OH NO! the voices are back again!
10: You are the weakest link......goodbye.
11: Your gonna be my new phone buddy...
12: House of God, Moses speaking, how may I help you?
13: Your soul is mine. *hangs up*
14: Moo?
15: ...Hello Kiddies...
16: Hello, i'm a secret agent... oops, i have to kill you now...
17: ............................................no ones home. *hangs up*
18: At the tone, the time will be 12:47 in Hong Kong.
19: ...Bob there?
20: Hey y'all wutcha gunna say?.. who is this talkin to me today?
21: You Rang?
22: If your a salesman, hang up.
23: Hello, Caller, You're on the Air!
24: No. -.-
25: I told you to bury the body! Hurry up before we get caught! *hangs up*
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