1: Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2: Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3: Go to PetSmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
4: Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!"
5: Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME BWAHAHAHA!"
6: Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
7: In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"
8: Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
9: Make a cardboard car and wait in a car wash line, acting if everything's normal.
10: Go to a horror movie and when everyone's quiet scream as loud as you can... see who jumps.
11: Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!"
12: Go to Mc. Donalds and ask for fries without the potatoes.
13: Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
14: Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN/WOMAN?!"
15: Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
16: Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
17: Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?"
18: Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future, with an important message.
19: Tie a balloon to yourself, and scream and run around yelling that it is following you.
20: Superglue a fake iphone to the ground outside the apple store and watch the mayhem unfold...
21: Knock on a random door and when then answer Shout "I DON'T KNOW YOU!!" and run away screaming.
22: Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!"
23: Go into a public place wearing black clothes and follow people telling them your their shadow.
24: Run through a police station and yell "I finally escaped from prison!"
25: Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
26: Get up in the middle of Social Studies and yell "The British are coming!" then run out screaming.
27: In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 seconds. Then stare at other passengers like they're crazy.
28: Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been Facebooked!"
29: Hug a stranger then push them back angrily and yell "GET OFF ME WEIRDO!"
30: Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
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