More Things To Do When You're Bored, Part Two!

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1: Go to mcdonalds dressed as an emo and order a happy meal with extra happy.

2:  Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.

3: Run up to an dude with a long white beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.

4: Go to the mall and scream "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" and have a melt down.

5: Go to wal-mart, hide in the clothes and say "pick me, pick me" when people walk by. 

6: Hide in a public place, yell into a microphone THIS IS A NO PANTS ZONE! PLEASE, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!

7: Dress up like an old lady and break dance in Walmart.

8: Go to a football game and hold up a sign that says "The guy behind me can't see."

9: When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.

10: Scream "WHY PIKACHU? WHY?" in public and than break down, crying in front of a random stranger.

11: Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.

12: Go up to a random person while holding a toy gun and shout "Give me your onions!"

13: Go trick or treating on christmas.

14: Go to McDonald's in formal clothing with a date and ask if your reservation is still good.

15: Throw m&m's at bald guys' heads. when they turn around pretend to be a fish.

16: In a crowded elevator, hold your head and scream "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

17: Glue quarters to the floor in the classroom and watch to see how many people try to pick them up.

18:  Go buy a puzzle then return to the store after a few minutes complaining that it didn't work.

19: Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf.

20: Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

21:  When in a crowded place, roll on the ground and scream "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T EAT MY BROCCOLI!"

22: Walk into a restraunt and start to brush someones hair (preferably a bald guy).

23: Put a walkie talkie in your mailbox and when the mailman comes, scream.

24:  Go to the supermarket and ask with a banana in your hand "Why are your carrots yellow?"

25: Dress up as a cat, hide in a tree, meow at anyone that passes by and watch their reaction.

26:   Go to a meeting, sit for a while, then suddenly scream "One of us is an imposter!" Then run away.

27:  After the pizza guy repeats your order, say "Once more, this time with a little more OOMPH."

28: Go to a busy public area and act calm, then randomly bark at the nearest person.

29: Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

30: Call a donut place and say, "Yes, uh, i have a complaint. My donut has a hole in it."

31: Take one grape to the check out. Say nothing. See how the cashier reacts.

32: Get any chair with wheels on it and roll down the road poking people with a stick

33:  Call a random number and say, "Hello, you've just won our 'Give a home to a potato' contest."

34: Walk up to some random person hand them a pickle and say im sorry for your mothers death.

35: Go up to a random stranger and whisper in their ear, I take showers naked. then walk away.

36: Buy a fish from a pet store bring it back and tell them it drowned.

37: Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.

38: Go to a target parking lot and shoot arrows into the target logo on the store.

39: Attach fake eyelashes to the inside of your nose and see how many people stare or comment.

40: Go in a store, when you hear something on the loudspeaker drop to your knees and shout "GOD HAS SPOKEN."

41: Go into a grocery store and scream at cheese.

42: Get 3 people dress up like pac-man, and run around the mall. 

43: Go to the city and throw skittles at people saying "taste the rainbow!"

44: Walk around with a briefcase. occsionally peek in and say "got enough air in there?"

45: Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food.

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