Let's Act Insane!

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1: Follow your parents everywhere.

2: Say everything backward.

3: Give yourself a swirly.

4: Walk into walls over and over.

5: Stand over your parents at four in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face until they wake up.

6: Pluck somebody's hair and yell "DNA!"

7: Wear a sticker upside down that says "I'm a retard."

8: Try to drink out of a glass the wrong way.

9: Do what your parents tell you to. (A/N: GASP!)

10: Switch the lighs off and off for a while before finally shouting: "Ohhhh! I get it!"

11: DON'T THINK ABOUT CATS!

12:  Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times.

13: Sit in the corner giggling uncontrolabally, and twitching. Remember to snort loudly.

14: Sit in a parcked car with sunglasses and point a hair drier at passing cars.

15: Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

16: When money comes out of the ATM, scream: "I won! I won!"

17: Make up nicknames for all your friends and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky". "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Sport." (A/N: I dare you all to try this. XD)

18: Put mosquito netting around your work space. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

19: Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

20: Calmly have a nervous breakdown.

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