1: Wearing two pairs of 3D glasses allows you to see into the 6th dimension.
2: Therapy is expensive. Bubble wrap is cheap.
3: Every odd sound you hear at night is a murderer.
4: 100% of people who read this fact think of something dirty.
5: If a tree fell in a forest, and nobody's around to hear it, a hipster probably bought the soundtrack.
6: Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people with the most Birthdays live the longest.
7: More people would read the Bible if it was called "The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."
8: If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people roaming the streets, shoving pictures in people's faces, screaming: "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!?!"
9: Light travels faster than sound. Which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
10: The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false.
11: Dinosaurs were made by the CIA to discourage time travel.
12: 99% of the male population is attractive is some way. The other 1% go to your school.
13: 5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.
14: "The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're not always accurate." -Abraham Linchon
15: If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
16: If your parents ever have kids, there's a good chance that you won't either.
17: At some point in your life, you've tried to see if you have super powers. Don't deny it.
18: Anybody who says that there is no such thing as a stupid question has clearly never worked in costumer service.
19: It's impossible to breathe with your tongue out.
20: Put your tongue back in, fool.
21: Friends are like trees. They'll fall if you smack them over and over with an ax.
22: Adding a winky face can make anything sound dirty. ;)
23: The better you feel about a test, the lower your grade.
24: No matter where you go, there's always at least one person that you just want to punch in the face.
25: They call candy "Fun Sized" because" Smaller Than Normal" sounds depressing.
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