1: Tell someone in a creepy voice "You will die in 7 days." Then act perfectly normal again.
2: In biology class, get everyone to wear aprons and goggles, then when the teacher comes in, act like everything is perfectly normal.
3: Stand up and act outraged when the teacher gives homework. Get someone to pretend to be your lawyer and bring them to school the next day, and threaten to sue the teacher.
4: When the bell rings or you hear any kind of siren, scream that the pigs are coming to get you and act all scared.
5: Wear handcuffs to class, then say "Sorry I'm late, I just had to break out of prison first."
6: Run to the window, then start crying and say that your imaginary friend committed suicide.
7: When the teacher gives you work to do, say you can't do it because it's against your religion.
8: Tell the teacher you don't need to do any homework, because you're going to be sick tomorrow.
9: If someone knocks on the door during class, get everyone to freak out and yell "We're under attack!" and hide under their desks.
10: Ask to go to the bathroom. If the teacher says you can't go, say "Fine, I guess I have no choice then." then make weird faces like you're busy crapping your pants in your desk.
11: Get everyone in class to stare in one direction all the time, and then have someone say "shift!" at a random time, and then everyone should look the other way.
12: When the teacher finishes a sentence, get the whole class to stand up and applaud them.
13: When you come back from the bathroom, as soon as you walk into class, stand still for a few seconds and look around you, confused. Then ask "How did I get here?"
14: Meow inbetween words while answering a question.
15: If you're late for class, and your teacher is moaning at you, say "There's no need to be moaning, you still get paid."
16: Laugh like an evil maniac and say "You shall all perish! Perish I say!" Then go back to normal very quickly.
17: At a totally random time, go sit on the floor for no apparent reason.
18: Ask your teacher what he/she really wanted to do in life instead of being a teacher.
19: Ask the teacher if you can be excused because you want to skip class.
20: When there's no noise at all in class, raise your hand and insist that it's too loud in class.
21: Laugh hysterically at a completely random time.
22: During a test, raise your hand and point at someone on the other end of the room, as far away from you as possible. Insist that that person is using mindreading abilities to cheat off your test.
23: Change your accent every day.
24: Bring a vacuum cleaner or broom to class and just start cleaning the class and mumble something about how you can't possibly work in sugh a pig sty.
25: Like, say "like" a lot... like, like that.
26: Get everyone to call the teacher the reverse of their name. For example, if it's Mr Jones, call him Senoj Rm.
27: Knock your heaviest book off your desk repeatedly. Blame it on your imaginary friend.
28: When the teacher asks a question to the class, ask the teacher "Shouldn't you know this? You're the teacher!"
29: Have a sword fight with rulers.
30: Ask the teacher if he/she finds sick pleasure in tormenting innocent children.
31: If there's an empty seat next to you, talk to the empty space as if it's your imaginary friend, and have a long conversation with him/her.
32: Take over as the teacher. When the teacher walks in, insist they were fired.
33: Write "Objects in the mirror are dumber than they appear" on the bathroom mirrors.
34: Make a petition against petitions and pass it around.
35: Answer every question with the same thing, something random like "Abraham Lincoln."
36: QUICK. DON'T THINK ABOUT PONIES.
37: Stumble into class, then speak with a slur, "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
38: When your teacher has finished explaining a really long chapter or something, put up your hand, and say "I'm sorry, can you repeat everything you just said? I wasn't paying attention."
39: Still thinking about ponies, right? ;)
40: When the teacher's back in turned, move your desk a bit closer tot he front of the room. How close can you get without being noticed?
