More Things To Do When You're Bored, Part Three

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1: Get your hair cut at Walmart and when they ask if you like it run away screaming.

2:  Buy a single potato, go to a take-away restarant, tell them to make you chips.

3:  Play the game"Cops and Robbers "in a bank.

4: Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"

5: Go to the train station and run into walls yelling "We've got to get to Hogwarts!"

6: Dress up as Harry Potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

7: Call allstate, say "15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance," then hang up.

8: Stare at somebody, then say: "You feel that? I'm mind-strangling you."

9: Call Progressive and ask why your insurance did not come in a box.

10:  Go to wal-mart go up to some lady and say "Mom, can you buy me some crackers?"

11:  Go to Lowes with legos and say "Lets build something together." to an employee.

12: Buy goldfish snacks and throw them in the air screaming "Be free my children" in public.

13: Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say in a creepy voice "I've Been Expecting You."

14: Sit in a tree and when people walk by drop mayo on their heads they will think it was the birds.

15: When someone passes you in Walmart throw three boxes of condems in their cart.

16: Call the pizza guy ask for a cheese pizza with extra cheese then say "Remember... NO CHEESE!"

17: Sit in a puddle and when people walk by yell "GOD MADE THIS FOR US TO SIT IN, JOIN ME NOW."

18: Order two toppings on a pizza then say, "No wait they'll start fighting."

19: Follow someone in a store and comment on everything they put in their shopping cart. ((A/N: My six year old cousin did this one...))

20: Sit in a front yard with a handful of lemons and throw them at people yelling "I wanted limes!"

21: Go up to a random person, look disappointed, and say  "I can't believe you ate my banjo."

22: Go to the store and ask the manager how to steal from the store and not get caught.

23:  Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, "I SAID DIET!"

24: Make LOST ZEBRA posters and hand them out to everyone in you neighbourhood.

25: Make a recording of yourself laughing maniacally, then leave it in an alley.

26: Put a Walkie-Talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by.

27:  Dress up like a banana and shout "It's peanut butter jelly time" at the top of your lungs.

28:  Instead of holding the door for the person behind you, slam it in their face and say, "NO."

29: Go to mcdonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.

30: Go to McDonalds and when they ask "Can i take your order?" yell, "No you make people fat!" then run away.

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