1: Get your hair cut at Walmart and when they ask if you like it run away screaming.
2: Buy a single potato, go to a take-away restarant, tell them to make you chips.
3: Play the game"Cops and Robbers "in a bank.
4: Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
5: Go to the train station and run into walls yelling "We've got to get to Hogwarts!"
6: Dress up as Harry Potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
7: Call allstate, say "15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance," then hang up.
8: Stare at somebody, then say: "You feel that? I'm mind-strangling you."
9: Call Progressive and ask why your insurance did not come in a box.
10: Go to wal-mart go up to some lady and say "Mom, can you buy me some crackers?"
11: Go to Lowes with legos and say "Lets build something together." to an employee.
12: Buy goldfish snacks and throw them in the air screaming "Be free my children" in public.
13: Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say in a creepy voice "I've Been Expecting You."
14: Sit in a tree and when people walk by drop mayo on their heads they will think it was the birds.
15: When someone passes you in Walmart throw three boxes of condems in their cart.
16: Call the pizza guy ask for a cheese pizza with extra cheese then say "Remember... NO CHEESE!"
17: Sit in a puddle and when people walk by yell "GOD MADE THIS FOR US TO SIT IN, JOIN ME NOW."
18: Order two toppings on a pizza then say, "No wait they'll start fighting."
19: Follow someone in a store and comment on everything they put in their shopping cart. ((A/N: My six year old cousin did this one...))
20: Sit in a front yard with a handful of lemons and throw them at people yelling "I wanted limes!"
21: Go up to a random person, look disappointed, and say "I can't believe you ate my banjo."
22: Go to the store and ask the manager how to steal from the store and not get caught.
23: Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, "I SAID DIET!"
24: Make LOST ZEBRA posters and hand them out to everyone in you neighbourhood.
25: Make a recording of yourself laughing maniacally, then leave it in an alley.
26: Put a Walkie-Talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by.
27: Dress up like a banana and shout "It's peanut butter jelly time" at the top of your lungs.
28: Instead of holding the door for the person behind you, slam it in their face and say, "NO."
29: Go to mcdonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.
30: Go to McDonalds and when they ask "Can i take your order?" yell, "No you make people fat!" then run away.
