1: I'm I'm ever drunk, you'd be good looking.
2: ...YOUR MOM!
3: Oh my God! It spoke!
4: Who peed in your cheerios?
5: I've been called worse by better.
6: Well your day was a total waste of makeup.
7: If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8: I see the screw-up fairy has visited again.
9: You inspire my inner serial killer...
10: Why don't you slip into something fore comfortable. Like a coma.
11: Now's a great time for you to become a missing person.
12: YOU! Off my planet!
13: You remind me of a penny. Two faced and worthless.
14: I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
15: Some babies were dropped on their heads. I'd say you were thrown at a wall. Can't say I blame your parents.
16: Some people need a high-five. With a chair. Made of steel. And it's on fire. Want me to do it?
