1: There are five types of fear:
1. Terror.
2. Panic.
3. Fourteen missed calls from mom.
4. Username/Password is incorrect.
5. We need to talk.
2: The longest five seconds of anyone's life is waiting to press the 'skip ad' button on YouTube.
3: I've been using Google forever and I still don't know what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for.
4: Buying a bag of popcorn for a movie, and trying hard not to eat it during the trailers.
5: "Your report has to be 3-5 pages long." ...3 pages it is.
6: If you've never jumped from one couch to another to avoid lava, then you don't have a childhood.
7: Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.
8: Every school has that one teacher that everyone thinks is a pedophile.
9: One day, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are going to join together in one super time-wasting social networking site called YouTwitFace.
10: This just occured to me... We have no idea what dinosaurs sound like. They could've been speaking fluent German for all we know.
11: I hate it when I walk into class late, and everybody stares at me like I killed someone.
12: What happens during an exam: Tick tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time's up, no luck.
13: That awkward moment when your friend behind arguing with their parents in a different language...
14: That moment when the dictionary's definition is even more confusing than the word.
15: That moment when there's hair stuck in your mouth and you can't find it, so you're just grabbing your tongue in public.
16: My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my headphones on. But when I take them off, I sound like a dying walrus.
17: When did we replace the word "said" with "was like?"
18: Pretending to be asleep when your sibling comes into your room just to avoid conversation...
19: That crazy five seconds when you stand up so fast, you either go blind or really dizzy.
20: Slapping your best friend when you get excited about something.
21: The next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I'll just act real shocked and whisper quietly: "You can see me?"
22: Me: *finally understands math*
Me: *moves on to next lesson*
Me: What the hell is this?
23: Attractive Person: Hey, what's up?
Me: Who paid you?
24: Sometimes I listen to stranger's conversations and mentally give my oppinions.
25: Teacher: Sit up front.
Me: LOL no.
