Perfectly Imperfect - Book 2 in the Perfect series [Watty's 2016]

Chapter 22- Finding the Old

"That's some American Horror Story shit." Kellin said to me as we all sat in the living room. Mum and dad were out and took Zoey with them so five teenagers, one baby, and an empty house. Bad idea.

"Well dumbass it it American Horror Story." Carter said and I laughed.

"Oh be quiet. What if it happened in real life? Wouldn't you react like Vivian?" Kellin asked. We were watching the seasons over again because, why not?

"No." The three of us answered and the doorbell rang.

"I got it!" I said jumping up sliding to the door. I opened it to see seven football players, three cheerleaders, and some people in the 'popular' clique I've seen before I had left the school. What, I do cyber.

"Who are you?" A girl asked all bitchy.

"Depends on why you are at my house?" I said crossing my arms as o felt someone stand behind me.

"She must've given us the wrong address, because I know she's not related to these emo losers." One whispered to the rest.

"CHARLOTTE!" I screamed and heard running from upstairs.

"What, did it happen again? Carson! I to- oh, uh... Hi?" She asked, confused at what she was looking at.

"Char, I didn't know these losers were related to you." One said and I heard someone clear their throat behind them.

"Yeah um go." Mum said and the group looked at her.

"What are you gonna do about it?" One asked trying to do their best fake British accent.

"Let's see, I could call the cops for trespassing and harassment because you are harassing my children." She told them. "Or I could just kill you now." She said in a creepy voice.

"Dude their mom's weird." One said as they all left.

"Works every time." Mum mumbled as she walked in.

"Yeah sure." We heard and seen our grandparents. "So we don't get a hug then?" Grandpa Phil asked and we attacked them with hugs.
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"What were they like when they were our age?" I asked Grandpa Dan and Phil as we talked in the lounge. I had Elijah asleep holding onto my shirt and I was cuddled up next to dad.

"That depends..."

"When they were 15." We all said at the same time. Mum and a uncle Ethan looked at each other and laughed.

"C'mon dickhead." Mum said pulling him up and dragging him upstairs.

Half an hour later we heard footsteps and looked at two people we would barely recognize. So. Much. Eyeliner and black.

"Like this." They said and we all just started at them.

"So we never went over this, do I get to call you my-"

"Dude, shut the hell up." Mum said covering his mouth. "DID YOU LICK MY HAND?!" She squealed wiping her hand on his face.

"Yeah..." He said with a cocky grin.

"One."

"Nope."

"Two."

"Shit."

"Three!" Mum yelled as she chased him around.

"Your wife is crazy." I said looking at my father. "And I'm her offspring... Wow..."

"Preach." Dad said and I laughed.

"EJ I SURRENDER!" Uncle Ethan yelled and I heard a bang.

"THIS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL ME THAT!" She screamed. "I'm done? So long, goodnight and thanks for the memories." She said with a straight face taking off the flannel she had on.

"Fuck. Ella!" Uncle Ethan yelled and the doorbell rang and my phone went off.

"Jack." I grumbled as I stood up, dad took Elijah, I and went to the door opening it to expect Jack but Boy was I wrong. I screamed trying to slam the door but he put his foot in the way so it wouldn't shut.

"Kenna are y- Fuck. No." Grandpa Dan growled as he came to check on me.

"What's wro-" I heard uncle Ethan ask before he took the asshole by the collar. "You're gonna leave and your never gonna come back. And if you do, bad things will happen. Do you understand me?" He growled.

"Is that a threat?"

"No, it's a promise." He growled and the asshole laughed. Then he was dropped to the ground and punched in the face.

"Leave." He growled slamming the door in his face. Wow. Okay.
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Good morning! I have to go to school! But I hope you like this filler. Happy Thursday! BYE! >•< MEOW! 😺