When you're in the van and you fart, own up.- Ringo
The Beatles were just taking a spin in their new van when Ringo got really bored. "How much longer Paul?"
"Half an hour maybe."
"But that's what you said half an hour ago. Do you even know where you're going?"
"Of course I do Ringo. I know this place like the back of my hand."
"So where are we?" Muttered John.
"We're on the road."
"Arg" Groaned Ringo. "This is gonna be a long trip." He was sure that things were only going to get more boring from here. How wrong he was.
About 15 minutes later a awful stench hit his nose. "AWK!!! WHAT A PONG!!" He yelled while opening his window.
"Paul? Did you run over a skunk?"
"No.... Okay who farted?"
"Don't look at me." John told him. "I might make crude jokes but farting in public is a huge embarrassment."
Ringo shook his head as well, then everyone stared at George who was just sitting there silently.
"It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?" Joked John. "Had one too many beans on toast again?"
"Well at least something finally happened." Muttered Ringo.
