I honestly think there aren't enough stories where Brian acts like a father towards the group, so here he is all amped up and ready to do anything for his baby boys AKA the Beatles! Also get ready for a lot of awkward moments here.
"More awkward than the farting?" George asked.
....... Okay maybe not as awkward as the farting chapters but diapered Beatles are still pretty awkward right?
While looking through the tour schedules, Brian Epstein, the Beatles manager saw that they will be on the plane for hours and walking around where restrooms are either nowhere to be found or are those disgusting public washrooms where paper is everywhere, people don't flush and other gross stuff which I won't get into.
"They would never want to go anywhere that isn't a clean hotel loo." Brian thought. "But if they keep holding it in for so long they might get a bladder infection or their kidneys could burst!"
Not wanting anything to happen to the four young men he became very attached to, Brian began to think of ideas on how to get the Beatles to go whenever they're in any public areas.
"Make them go in the bushes? Well after last time where they peed in a poison ivy bush they wouldn't want to do that again. Portable toilets? Those are even more disgusting than the public restrooms, and no doubt Paul would want to have me scrub the entire thing clean every night. Hmm... What about nappies?.. That just might work! I know they'll hate it at first, but I won't have them be diapered all the time. Who knows they might get used to it. It beats having to hold it in for over an hour."
And with that plan in mind, Brian went to a nearby store which just so conveniently happened to sell diapers for adults and bought a few packs for the Beatles to wear. "Now before we take off, they won't have to worry about wetting the seats while trying to hold it in!" He exclaimed. "I'll explain everything to them when they get back from the interview."
Needless to say, the Beatles didn't take Brian's idea too kindly. "You want us to what?! Don't you know how many dirty fanfics are going to be made if the press finds out?!" John snapped.
"Ugh! You didn't even get any pretty enough to cushion my beautiful bottom. I demand the highest quality if we would have to wear diapers of all things!" Paul sassed.
"We're in our twenties Brian! I'm not going to be back in my nappy anytime soon!" Ringo told his manager.
"I'd rather be turned into a blueberry... Again than wear a freaking diaper." George finished.
"Now I know you boys aren't too keen on the idea of wearing diapers while on tour, but I know how much you hate disgusting public bathrooms. You can't just hold in your urine, you could get an infection from doing that."
"Well.. I think I've had enough of those in my life." Ringo admitted, slowly picking up a diaper. "But only this once Eppy."
Smiling, Brian turned to the other three Beatles, they soon grudgingly agreed to be diapered as well. "Ah, very good! Now we won't need to worry about finding a clean bathroom whenever you need to go."
"Can't we just go in the bu-"
"What about that time when our lengths were revealed and the magazines all had a field day?"
"..... Fine.. Swaddle us Eppy." John grunted, holding up a bright green diaper with a peace sign on the front.
Once it was time to go on tour, Brian got each Beatle to enter the bathroom to change. In a while all four had diapers under their trousers. "Hopefully no one will notice this.." George mumbled as he adjusted his pants. "Hmm... It is rather comfy."
"Well I think it makes my butt look even bigger than normal!" Paul boasted, waggling his big booty around.
"I didn't have a lot to drink today so I'm sure I'll stay clean the whole flight." John smirked.
"But didn't you drink an entire mug of coffee?" Ringo asked.
"Yeah? But it was only a cup, what harm would that do?"
"You know caffeinated drinks will pass through the urinary system really fast right?"
".... How did you kn-on second thought I'd rather not know."
Midway during the flight, the Fab Four all finished the in flight dinner and we're ready to turn in for the night. "Oh boy.. I think I need to go now.." John mumbled, trying to hold it in.
"John, remember what I told you about holding it in?" Brian whispered to him.
"But what if I wet my trousers? Or the seat? Why can't planes have a bathroom?"
"Don't worry about anything John." Brian assured, hugging his favourite Beatle. "They're very absorbent and you're pants will stay dry."
Feeling a bit better, John slowly went. Seeing Paul, George and Ringo watching him, John nodded at them that they could do their businesses as well. "Well.. It does beat having to wait until we land to go to a bathroom."
Smiling, Brian let the four all cuddle into his lap to sleep during the flight. "Now you see why I gave them to you? I'll change all of you when we land."
"Oh I'm sure we can change ourselves." Paul remarked.
"Now Paul, you know your manager knows best. And besides, you four are like sons to me. And I just want to pamper you all!"
"Aww.. Brian you're making us blush."
"Shhh.. I think it's time my baby boys went to sleep. They have a long day ahead for them."
