Beatles one-shots

Paul and his Butt

Although the Beatles did have to spend long, grueling hours doing interviews, meet and greets and of course perform in front of their screaming fans, there was one upside to their fame. They could now go to expensive parties and have fun all night long. "You could say that again author lady!" John remarked. "But there is one thing that's off at every party that we go to."

"They always run out of food?" George said with his mouth full of snack foods.

"No George, that only happens when you hog all the food as always. I'm talking about Paul always running off to do who knows what."

"I'm guessing it's got something to do with his butt." Ringo pointed out.

"What makes you say that?"

"Well the title for this oneshot is Paul and His Butt."

"Yeah but for all you know it could be just clickbait to get readers to read the chapter and give it votes!"

"You know the author prefers comments over votes right?"

"Well whatever the reason we should stop breaking the forth wall and find out what he's doing!" George interrupted.

"Right. Next party we go to, we'll watch Paul and see where he's going. I know it's to do anything with the girls because I haven't heard his loud moans."

"How would you know he moans loudly Ringo?"

"Because I fu- I mean hear him doing it with the girls a lot since we share a room."

"Ah. Well anyways time for a time skip!"

A few days later the Beatles were at another party, this time it was held in the Beatles' hotel lobby. "Alright he's heading for the elevator, I think he might be seeing someone." Ringo pointed out as he was spying on Paul.

"Or he really needs to use the loo and refuses to use the one in the lobby. You know how he is about public bathrooms."

"Don't blame him though, they're disgusting!"

Taking the other elevator, the trio saw Paul head back into their room. "He's going to do it to someone in there?" George asked. "How were we unable to notice him having Funtime with the girl?"

"Either he always cleans up afterwards or he could be doing something totally different in there."

Placing their ears to the door, they heard Paul flirting and swooning. "Oh you're so sexy! So very big and round!"

"He has an inflation fetish? I didn't know we invented that too."

"He must be talking about that bird's breasts. A mute probably cause she hasn't said a word."

"Either that or she's at awe about getting to do it with Paul that she's at a loss of words."

Then they heard Paul some more. "Nice beautiful bottom. Oh how I love you so much!"

"He's.. He's flirting with his bum?"

"See I told you that the title had to do with what Paul keeps leaving for!"

"Yeah yeah, but anyways what should we do about this? I say we make a bunch of butt jokes!"

"John! Don't be so immature, we should just leave and forget all this ever happened."

"C'mon Georgie, where's your sense of humor? Let's go!"

Before anyone could stop him, John opened the hotel door and barged in on Paul twerking in front of a mirror. "EEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE STILL AT THE PARTY!"

"We were wondering why you've been leaving all the time Mr. McBooty!" John laughed.

"Oh please, at least I have a Big, beautiful butt!"

"Big beautiful butt? Oh please, mine is much rounder and more firm!"

"Excuse me?! My bottom is the best!"

"Well at least I have the second biggest." Ringo remarked. "And it's way bigger than Ge-"

"Don't you start unless you want George to redo Booty Battle with flatulence this time."

"And speaking of that time, I still got a bottle of the expansion liquid! I use it whenever I'm bored in the room while you three are out partying."

"Well at least you two didn't try to crush is again. Anyways, how should a chapter like this end?"

"I dunno, shall we all shake our behinds for the fans?"

"They won't be able to see it though, this is just a fanfic, not an animated video."

"Ah who cares, they can picture us shaking our beautiful booties with their minds."

And so the Beatles all stuck their butts out and shook them.

Well that was a pretty short chapter, well here's a poll for which Beatles butt is the best to make up for its shortness