It was a fine summer day. The birds were singing in the trees, the people were going about their daily lives, everything was peaceful.
"OR EVERYTHING WOULD BE IF JOHN DIDN'T DECIDE THAT HE WANTED TO DRIVE TODAY!!!!!!!" George screamed as the Beatles van sped through the town, nearly crashing into anything in front of it.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" John cheered as he drove out of town. "I love driving! You should let me do it more often!"
"What so you can almost kill the entire population of Liverpool?!" Paul snapped. "Who had the bright idea to let John drive anyways?!"
"Not me, I known about John's blindness and horrible driving ever since our Hamburg tour when he nearly drove us into the ocean."
Then the two saw Ringo sitting there silently. "Ringo!! You gave John the keys?!" George bellowed.
"Well.. He said he got his license so I thought he gotten better at it.." Ringo replied. "At least he's sober right?"
"I honestly think John drives better dru-OH GOD WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!!!"
Grabbing the wheel, George steered their van back on the dirt road. "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE??!!!"
"From my driving instructor!"
"Let me guess, he let you get your license without going through the driving test since you're John Lennon?"
"No Ringo this isn't a Plotagon video. That kind of stuff can't ha-JOHN WE'RE ABOUT TO GO OVER A CLIFF!!!!"
Throughout the rest of the trip George was yelling all this:
"JOHN YOU WENT THROUGH A RED LIGHT!!!!!"
"JOHN DON'T YOU DARE TRY DRIVING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS!!!!!"
"JOHN YOU NEARLY OBLITERATED THAT DRIVE THRU!!!!!"
"JOHN WHY AM I ALWAYS YELLING IN ALL CAPS?!!"
Then he had enough of this insane road trip. Pushing John into the passenger seat, George took the wheel and slammed on the breaks as hard as he could. "Okay, from now on I'M DRIVING! And I think it's about time we went home because I'm starving!"
"Aw can't I drive just a little longer?" John begged. "I never get to drive at home and besides you guys aren't any better of a driver than me."
"We can teach you to drive better. Or how about we all just get a chauffeur so we don't have to keep fighting over who's turn it is to drive."
"I don't think we're that rich George but a chauffeur does sound like a good idea. Especially for John."
"YAY!! I'll have my very own servant who will drive for me!!"
"Shut up John, now I'm driving us back and if you want me to forgive you, you better make me tons of beans on toast when we get back!"
"Whatever you say Gassy Georgie."
