Anyone else excited for more Ninjago? Prime Empire is coming out quicker than expected and I love it!!
Finally it seemed the fab four were on their way back, but there was still another universe in their path before they could return to their own. "What now? Looks like some kind of wasteland.." John pointed out. "And we're in gi? Are we supposed to be ninja now?"
"I guess so. But this place looks too futuristic for ninja times." George remarked.
"Karate still exists idiot. It's not like martial arts just died." John said, looking at his gi.
"Or maybe we're just in cosplay? What if we're cosplayers in this universe?" Paul asked.
"Cosplayers in an apocalyptic wasteland? Not likely. Also why is Paul a Kimono?"
"Because I'm pretty." Paul responded.
"Well maybe there's someone around here who might tell us where we are, hey that guy over there looks nice." Of course thanks to John's poor eyesight, the "Nice guy" was a dark purple demon patrolling the empty streets.
"John.. I think that's an Oni.." George whispered.
"A what? Wait, it's using our scissors!"
The four watched as it opened up another portal, but instead of going in, more oni emerged from it.
"Do you think-"
"John I don't think you should bet their asses. At least not alone." George said. "But I could." John retorted. "But you could die!" George whisper yelled at John. "And?"
"What do you mean and!?"
"Either you three get out of here alive or we just sit around and watch these demons massacre us all?!" John snapped, but he spoke too loudly, attracting attention from the oni.
"Umm.. Run!!" The four fled. Looking down at his gi, John pulled a golden katana out. "Forget running, let's give 'em the what for!"
"But Paul can't fight he's a princess-"
"That's empress Paul to you! And I'll fight 'till I drop!" Paul said, pulling a pair of gold nunchucks out, spinning them so much lightning came out. "Ooh, looks like we got powers here too!"
Grinning, George took out a gold scythe and Ringo a pair of gold shurikens. "Alright! You oni are going down! Beatles go!!"
The four slashed their way through the army of monsters, there seemed to be no end to them. But the ninja boys used their newfound elemental weapons, John burned the larger foes to the ground, Paul gave them the shock of their lives, George shook the ground under their feet and Ringo gave them all a nasty frostbite. But then they came across one standing above the rest, wielding a large sword.
"A resistance still tries to postpone the inevitable. All worlds will fall to destruction."
"Destruction?. All worlds?! What are you trying to do?! What do you have to gain from this?!"
"Oni are superior to all life, our reign will cleanse the sixteen realms of creation, only our destructive element will remain."
"Gr.. Have a taste of my katana then, oni!!" John snarled, stabbing the head oni, but with no avail.
"Grr... You think that alone would be enough?! We live off destruction!" The oni cackled. "As the Omega, I will lead my forces into all the worlds you were in, leaving them as wastelands. Darkness will reign su-"
"Wait.. If death and killing just strengthens you, what would happen if we were really nice and wrapped up your wound?" George pointed out, replacing his scythe with a large wad of bandages.
"...................................... Dang, my only weakness."
"Your weakness is healing? That sucks." John said as he started to apply alcohol. It wasn't rubbing alcohol, but instead drinking alcohol. Which wasn't really his fault, since there wasn't any rubbing alcohol laying around.
"Wait, I got a better idea!! Tornado of Peace and Love!!" Ringo exclaimed, turning into a bright red tornado covered in little hearts.
John followed suit, his spinning surrounded by peace signs, Paul's with music notes and George with Om symbols. With them all stacked up on top of one another, the Tornado of Peace and Love flashed a bright light onto the Omega, bringing him and the other oni to their knees.
"Grr.. As long as destruction exists, we will live on. Without darkness, you would have no light."
"Bruh, but the same goes with us! You can't have just darkness..." Paul said, hugging the Omega. "Besides, John has enough crackhead energy to balance us out."
"Crackhead energy?"
"Yeah he's really crazy, like he'll throw himself at a wall and break through it." George stated.
With that, the Omega Oni fell. They all vanished in a puff of black smoke, lifting the black fog surrounding the area. "Well, that takes care of those guys. They won't be trying to overthrow light next time we see them!" John grinned.
"Yeah! And I think now we can finally go home.. We can make it back right? We just defeated a big bad demon and now everyone can sleep peacefully."
Just then the scissors fell from the heavens, landing in Ringo's hands. "Alright, let's go!" Ringo said cutting open the portal, vortex thingy.
