Aphmau's Secret

Chapter 15-EDITED

I was having a nice dream when someone screamed in my ear. Gods above, I could almost swear that he was using a microphone.

I opened my eyes and when they got used to the sudden shift in light, I found myself surrounded by people on a ship. Not just any ship, a pirate's ship, which means that I am now currently surrounded by pirates.

"Barley!" I shouted at the pirates. I'm pretty sure that it's the right word.

"Do you mean 'Parley'?" A pirate offered.

That's embarrassing, "Yes..." I all but replied, but before any of them could say anything, the dull thumping of footsteps could be heard.

"Aye, nos needs for thats, Is already heres."

Wait, that sounds like, "Barney!!" I called out, I finally found him!! Side quest is complete! Achievement unlock: You Finally Did Something!!

Honestly, I'm not really that surprised that Barney was also known as Kul'Zak, the Wanderer. This title was because he wanted to follow his lifelong dream to collect different types of dirt from different places.

"Jets? Jets!! It's you!!" Barney laughed as he ran towards me and gave me a tight hug while jumping around.

"Barney!! It really is you!!," I laughed with him as well until I remembered something,

"Look, it's nice to see you again but can you please let me go now? I'm still tied up."

"Ohs so sorrys Jets."

Once I was untied, I stood up and patted the dust off of myself.

"Sos Jets, has you heards from thes others yets?"

"No, so far I've only heard from Sky." I replied with a shrug, "What about you?"

"Nah, like theys all dieds."

I chuckled, typical Barney and his dark jokes, "So, where are we heading now?" I questioned, it's been so long since we last met, I'm not going to leave any sooner anyways.

"Wells, Is going to finds for some treasures, yous have anywheres to gos? Is can drops yous of."

I shook my head with a small smile, "Nah, what about I go search for that treasure with you? Don't worry, I won't take any of it."

Barney smiled even wider then, "Awsomes! This is gonnas be like last times. Remember, Jets? Yous and Is always gos the adventures together!"

I laughed a little at that, what he said was true. We'd go on many adventures back in the days and of course, we'd cause a lot of trouble too. It was fun.

"Of course I do. Now, let's go find some golden booty!!" I cheered, doing a little dance.

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Phew, Barney's slang is hard...