These are gonna be written like a script
Dean:-
Dean: Why do we have to do this thing anyway?
You: Just say it
Dean: Sorry we’re not home please leave a message after the tone
You: And?
Dean: We will get back to you as soon as we can
You: *cough*
Dean: Goodbye
You: That wasn’t so hard was it?
Dean: Yes
You: *sighs*
Sam:-
You: Sorry we can’t take your call right now
Sam: But leave us a message and we’ll get back to you when we can
You: Bye!
Sam: You know they can’t see you wave
You: Shut up
Castiel:-
You: We’re not at home right now so leave a message and we’ll get back to you
Castiel: Why are you talking to the phone holder?
You: Cas you just ruined the message
Castiel: I do not understand what is going on, at all
Balthazar:-
Balthazar: Sweetie please I need to go
You: Not yet you don’t just do this for me
Balthazar: We’re not home leave a message and we’ll get back to you
*Door slams*
You: What a noob
Gabriel:-
You: We’re not present to answer the phone but leave a message after the tone and we’ll get back to you
Gabriel: Depending on how much we like you
You: Gabriel!
Gabriel: Whatever can we go someplace now?
You: What do you- *giggles*
*more giggling and fading footsteps*
Michael:-
Michael: Honey! Come on we have to do the voice mail thingy
You: Okay okay.
Michael: Sorry we can’t take your call but leave us a message
You: And we’ll get back to you when we can
Michael: That was great honey will that be okay?
You: It’ll be fine
Michael: And normal couples do this?
You: Yes
Lucifer:-
You: Come on! We have to do this
Lucifer: Why?
You: Because it’s what normal couples do
Lucifer: We’re a normal couple?
You: Not the point
Lucifer: We’re not home to answer the phone, leave a message and we’ll get back to you possibly
You: Lucy!
Lucifer: We’ll get back to you as soon as we can
Adam:-
Adam: Angel! We have five minutes to do this
You: Sorry we can’t answer the phone right now
Adam: Leave us a message
You: And we’ll get back to you
Adam: After the tone, leave us a message after the tone
You: And we’ll get back to you
Crowley:-
You: We have to record a new message!
Crowley: Sweetheart there’s nothing wrong with our old one
You: There’s background sound on it
Crowley: So?
You: It’s you torturing someone, you can hear their screams of agony
Crowley: Ooh can we listen to it?
You: Really?
Crowley: Please?
You: Knock yourself out
Crowley: Did you already press record?
You: No
Crowley: Are you sure, the red lights on
You: I didn’t press record
Crowley: So you didn’t press that button there?
You: Maybe I did record already, is it still going?
Crowley: Not anymore
You: Are you- (cut off)
Dick Roman;
Dick: This is Dick and his gal
You: This is Dick and his gal
Dick: We're not home
You: We're not home
Dick: So please leave a message
You: So please leave a -
Dick: Quit it!
*you laughing*
You: Quit it!
Dick: This is ridiculous now, I'm not even listening
You: This is ridiculous I'm not even listening
Dick: Really?!
You: Really?!
On these you copy him at the same time not after he's finished
Kevin;
Kevin: Hey we're not home
You: So leave us a message
Kevin: And we'll get back to you
You: Unless you're a bloodsucking creature of the night
Kevin: What did I say about mentioning the supernatural
Samandriel;
You: We're not home so leave us a message
Samandriel; And we'll get back to you somehow on this thingy with buttons
You: On the phone
Samandriel: A phone? Cool
You: You can get mobile ones too
Samandriel: Really? Can I see?
You: Sure
Ezekiel;
Ezekiel; So we just talk into the phone?
You; Yeah and when we don't answer the phone our message will play
Ezekiel; Hmm okay
You; Ready?
Ezekiel; Yeah
You; We're currently not at home so we're not answering
Ezekiel; So please leave us a message and we'll get back to you
You; That was great
Ezekiel; You just ruined the whole message because you spoke before we pressed end recording
You; Seriously?
Ezekiel; Yes
John:-
You; John get in here! Message time!
John; I told you I'm not doing it
You; John I swear to go if you don't get your ass in here and-
*door slams*
You; YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Benny:-
You; We're not home so leave us a message and we'll get back to you
Benny; You didn't leave me anythin to say darlin
You; Oops sorry
Benny; It's fine we have to leave now anyway
Garth:-
You; We're not at home right now
Garth; So please leave us a message after the beep
You; And we'll -
Garth; BEEP
You; Uh
Garth; I'm just jokin that wasn't actually the beep
Chuck:-
You; We are not at home right now
Chuck; Please leave us a message
You; And we'll get back to you as soon as we can
Chuck; Do you smell burning?
You; Shit! I left the chicken in the oven!
Chuck; You what?!
You; Crap crap crap
*footsteps running*
Chuck; How do I stop this thing?
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