In the middle of the day two rastaman was in a forest cutting wood, just then a lighten struck,
Rasta #1 jumped up into a tree and said, "jah!! Tek mi picture!"
The lighten strucked again and again until the fourth one knocked him flat on the floor, the other rastaman shook his head and walked up to him, "yuh fucker, you want done jah film."
(don't know if you'll like it but I surely nearly had a fucking heart attack when I first heard it)
