A rasta man an him empress inna court getting a
.
divorce.
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The problem was who should get custody of
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the child.
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The empress jumped up and said,
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"Your honor,
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I brought the child into this world with pain and
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labor. She should be in my custody."
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The judge turned to the dread and said,
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"What do you have to say in the matter?"
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The rasta sat down for a while contemplating... then
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slowly rose and said,
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"YOW... you honor, if I and I put a dollar in a vending
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machine and a pepsi come out, a who fah pepsi...
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'I and I' or the machine?"
