Dude after a police man searched me in nightclub restroom, he found a bag with a little drugs in it.
Police: look what we have here, cocaine isn't it?
Me: it's not my fault, every time I flushed it in the toilet it magically appears in my pockets.
Police: really now? demonstrate.
The stupid gave me the drugs, after flushing it he looked at my pockets.
Police: so? ... Where's the drugs?
Me: what drugs?
Am I smart or what?
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