A who push mi!!!!

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A king wanted his daughter to marry a eligible bachelor who wasn't afraid of anything so one day he called all his guards and told them to set up a test, the next day he called everyone in his palace and said,"Any one who could swim in that water filled with hungry crocodiles from here to there and come out safely they will get the honor of my daughter's hand in marriage," he said eyeing the crowd, no one moved,"Anyone, no ones want my beautiful daughter for a bride," he said again. Just then a black man was seen swimming very fast like he would run on the water top anytime soon with all the crocodiles heavy on his tail.
In one swift movement the black man was on shore breathing heavily, everyone started to celebrate and the king ran up to him and said," yes I finally find man worthy of my daughter!!"

The black man, still breathing heavily said,"you a laugh and all you a celebrate but all me want a fi find the fucker weh push mi,"

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