A kid was on a bus and he was loudly singing annoying the driver
Boy: if my mom was a Hen and my dad was a cock I'll be a chicken!
Bus driver: shut it kid
Boy: if my mom was a goat and my dad was a ram I would be a kid! If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull I'd be a kid! Again!
This went on for minutes before the bus driver got irritated so he interrupted him.
Bus driver: if your momma was a whore and your father was a batty man, what would you be?
The boy sat for a second until his face lit up
Boy: A bus driver
It would be so sad if you didn't get this.
