Two friends met on their way to heaven: Eve and Blair.
Eve: Blair how'd you die.
Blair: um... I froze to death.
Eve: aww that's awful.
Blair: it wasn't that bad, it was cold at first but after it felt warm and I wanted a nap.... So how'd you die.
Eve: Heart attack. I had this feeling that my husband was cheating on me, I went home early but he wasn't doing anything but me being me I searched everywhere until I got too worked up and blam, heart attack.
Blair: that's even mire awful, well if you had looked into the freezer then we'd both be alive.
Eve: *extremely infuriated* BITCH!!. actually if I found you, you'd both be dead !
PS a/n: A suh mi seh to
