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A man when to sleep one day only to wake up with constant panting sounds, he huffed and walk to see what that commotion was all about only to find his pet parrot sweating like a wrestler, founding the empty bottle of pills on the ground he quickly took up the parrot and placed him in the kitchen freezer as to try cool him down.

He closed the fridge, satisfied with no noise he went back to bed only to wake up again in the next hour from the sound, he angrily made his way down the stairs and to the kitchen and open the fridge, "WTF" he said as he watched the parrot sweat even more and panted, how much pills did he take, he asked himself.

The parrot looked at him and gave him the evil eye, "You.......bastard!" he said between pants, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken!"

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