After my 65 year old friend had her child I went over her house to meet her.
Me: can I see your baby?
Friend: no not yet.
A few minutes later I asked again.
Me: can't I see your baby?
Friend: no not yet
Me: you said last time?
Friend: no... You just can't yet
Me: why?
Friend : just.... When he cries ok
Me: why are you waiting until he cries
Friend: I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM OKAY!!!!!?
