A woman sat in her bed her husband besides her laying peacefully.
"Honey why do birds fly?"
She asked her husband, he irritably got up and say.
"Because they're trying to get away from the ugly sleepless monster trying to capture them!"
He shouted miserably.
She shut up for a moment.
A minute later she leans over and ask him.
"Honey do I please you in bed"
He angrily got up breathing in and out to calm himself, he replied sweetly.
"Yes honey you do, I love the thing you do with ur mouth"
Excitedly she got up,
" what honey!"
He replied again, sweetly
"yep I love the thing when you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!!"
