Every Fanfic *EDITED*

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Hey I created this book to show the little funny stupid things we spot in almost every FanFic. Hope you'll enjoy this and agree with me.

Ps: I found some of them on twitter credits to their owners!
My intentions are pure humor, not intented to insult or offend any author. 
Thank you. Enjoy!

In Every FanFic...

1. He proposes after 7 days of magnificent love.

Oh hell no

2. She hasn't had her period in over 5 months, and she isn't slightly worried...

3. She literally owns one outfit. Yeah don't go bother and change your outfit gurl.

4. Liam was trained to be a fully qualified therapist at age 4.

5. "Niall's accent gets thicker when he's horny."

Interesting fact lol

6. She moves to Ireland, yet she pays for everything in Australian dollars. Yeah cause sharing is caring.

7. "He bent down to kiss me" Are you a midget or something?

8. "My ex-boyfriend is so ugly." Yeah that's why he's a male model.

9. "His manhood"

Stop

10. She faints. *wakes up 2 minutes after in hospital*
She slips into a coma. *wakes up 3 weeks later in Niall's basement.* And they say magic doesn't exist.

11. "I love you... Says the irish lad Niall."

"Who's hungry? The irish one, Niall, asked us as usual.

"He walked upstairs and brought his irish flag cause he just missed his irish home and his irish traditions."

"Are you okay?" I heard an irish accent behind me, even though I fainted. He kept asking me with his adorable irish accent, I'm guessing he's irish"

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait I know this. You're trying to tell us something. Let me guess Niall is irish?

12. She lives in a small town in Mexico.

And suddenly, 4 English boys and one Irish  are in all of your classes.

Yes cause education in Mexico is a must.

13. "Pink plump lips."

Wow you adored me :)