Every Fanfic *EDITED*

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In Every FanFic...

1. "I never wanna see you again"
"Has sex with him on the dining table.*

2. It all started with a kik
It all started with a tweet
It all started with a snapchat
It all started with Facebook.
It all started with a tumblr

Should I trust people on social media now?

3. *Author's note*
"Sorry I didn't update I was in NYC and LA to see the teen choice awards cause One Direction was preforming and I got a picture with them and a single one with Harry!! it was a long trip but on the bright side I was in first class"

No this isn't a place where you brag about your life. We want to read.

4. Niall eats every bloody minute.
Zayn can't go out without checking his hair first
Louis is always the 5 year old child in the story.
Liam is daddy directioner for the 100th time.
Harry is always the flirt one.

5. "I grew with excitement"

So what are you now? 6 foot?

6. "I felt my face flush"

Are you a toilet mate

7. She never charges her phone.

Can you tell me where did you get your phone please

8. "I'm Liam's secret sister, but nobody knows."

Sure why not

9. "Dark Harry" <pic on side>

10. The only hairstyle the girl does or know is......*drum please*......THE MESSY BUN!

Let down your hair for god's sake

11. Spill your coffee on his shirt, and he'll fuck you in a day.

12. "But he's so cute!!!!!...UGH!!!!! What am I thinking?!!! I'm supposed to hate him!!!!!!!!" With 20 exclamation points.

13. "I threw on some clothes that I found lying on the floor"
*insert Polyvore link of perfectly matched & color coordinated outfit*

So many wrong things in this

14. *Walking down the street and you randomly bump into the boys, and they casually ask you to hide in your house as they are being chased by fans"

Because this shit happens a lot

15. The girl sings one word and they instantly give her a record deal.

If I sang 'twinkle twinkle' would I get a record deal?

16. "Extremely dirty...Only 18+ reads"

Writer is 13 years old everyone.

17. "Oh no I accidentally spilled my coffee on Harry.

"I'm so sorry, let me help you"

"It's fine, here's my number.'

18. Every guy from One Direction drives only a Range Rover.
"We drove away in Zayn's Range Rover, but it broke down in the middle of the street, so we had to call Niall to bring over his black Range Rover. When we made to Harry's, he decided to take us out on a lovely drive in his silver Range Rover."

Oh my god I'm so stressed now, what kind of cars would Liam and Louis possibly drive?

19. "The Irish boy has blonde hair, and beautiful blue eyes."

No shit, I thought Niall was Chinese and is bald with red eyes!

20. "He kissed me roughly and tore off my shirt."

Do you buy your shirts at the Dollar store?