Every Fanfic *EDITED*

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In Every FanFic...

1. *Chapter 1*
"We all went to the beach, and enjoyed our hot summer days"

*Chapter 3*
"Merry Christmas everyone and Happy New year"

Honey Christmas doesn't come around in Summer in London :))

2. The evil step-dad and The bad boy is always named Nathan or Matt...

I should warn my best friend considering her boyfriend's name is Nathan...

3. *Inserts 'sex' in the title*

Has 173749345+ reads

I see a lot of perverts ;)

4. *Finally updates*

*95% of the chapter consisted on song lyrics.*

For fucks sake

5. *The author describes every single detail in sex the whole fucking chapter*

Bitch I could've just watched porn

6. The OC (original character) is:
x. Zayn's best friend [with benefits]
x. Niall's princess
x. Harry's sex partner...
x. Liam's step-sister
x. Louis' undying love

And to add some drama...

x. Paul's long lost daughter *-*

7. Remember whenever you have a writer's block...... PREGNANCY IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW ;) *inserts Marcel's voice*

Epic fail lol

8. Her name is Georgia Rose and her daddy was a dentist

Now where did I hear that before?
Oh right....

9. Niall is always her "second choice"

STOP BREAKING MY LITTLE BOY'S HEART!

10. Eleanor is always the nicest girl on earth with rainbows and sunshines surrounding her and Perrie is always the evil bad bitch...

11. "Niall you're so adorable"

*Niall blushes*

"Niall you eat like a pig"

*Niall blushes*

"Niall you have smelly feet"

*Niall blushes*

"Niall let's go to Nandos!!!"

*Niall blushes*

"Niall I hate you."

*Niall blushes*

I can continue if you want, but yeah i think you got it

12. "I can smell the smirk on his lips"

Okay. Either the smirk doesn't have a smell or I am Voldemort.

He who shall never be named has returned. FEAR MY NAME PEASANTS.
wow another epic fail

13. Fan Fictions turned into Turkish/Mexican soap operas with lots and lots of drama.

14. Harry's girlfriend is pregnant with her six months child and she's still the exact victoria secret model that everyone knows.
Oh yeah no one knows about it! Idk don't ask

15. There's already 79 fanfics named after a song that didn't even come out yet...

Behold the miserable girl 'Diana'

16. Her hair is wavy. Only wavy. And shall forever be wavy. Amen.

17. Her wardrob consists 99.99% of baggy sweaters, and baggy sweatpants, and baggy t-shirts, and baggy bras, and baggy shoes, and baggy face...

18. Her friend literally begs her to go to the concert. While me *Already ran to the Arena with the ticket*

19. She only works in Starbucks. Eats, drinks, breathes Starbucks.

20. "I always hated my body, I am so fucking fat."
*Moral of the story: Remember Girls to always love and cherish your body, you're beautiful in your own way..*

*inserts pic of a Victoria's Secret model"

Gee thanks it sure helped a lot