Every Fanfic *EDITED*

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In Every FanFic...

1. Yesterday I read a fanfic where the OC was raped 3 times, 15, parents were killed, pregnant & staying with Zayn. What about you guys?

2. There's 1000000 fanfics where Zayn or Harry are.......Guess what?.....DARK. And they all have the same plot.

3. "harrys mop of curls lay against his forehead"

do you also use him to clean the floor....? #JustSaying

4. When I first saw those Alpha, Beta, Gamma stories I got confused, cause when I was in middle school they used to give us those entertaining magazines called Alpha, Beta, Gamma so I got really excited......but turns out I was completely wrong *Cries a river*

Idk what i just said lol

5. Elounor exists, and Harry isn't gay lol (This is for the larry shippers)

6. *girl gets kidnapped*

*Parents never realize their child is missing for 3 weeks*

7. "He's cheating on me because he loves me"

Oh, I was completely wrong about my ex boyfriend. (Kidding I'm a single pringle ;))

8. She never heard of One Direction, yet she goes to a public school.

9. Her school/college is the only one who doesn't assign homework/projects

Please tell me which school is that

10. "Niall kept his eyes on me all way through the concert"

*She's sitting in the last two rows* :))

11. "say my name" he growled "say it"

"Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la rosa Ramirez."

12. Okay so this is another sarcastic carroty fanfic

" The music starts and I black out as they boys walk into stage.

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Okay I just woke up and oMGZ im backstage nd the boys r all lookin at me.

"Sorry" I say lol.

"R u okay Harry says as he walks over and strokes mah hair lovingly.

Yes am fine thank you Hazza lol I love ur music'

'I love U' says Harry.

"Oh harry...... ive always love u."

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The next day me nd Harry be in a nandos holdin hands and eatin.......chicken.

"Harry I have to tell you somethin......im......preg."

"Oh noes." Harry say.

"Herry u okay?"

Harry punshed me in the stomach and got up and left.

Da End :))

13. In case you're wondering, in the UK they do not use dollars! :)

14. "I put on mascara and lipstick and foundation and eyeshadow and eyeliner nd straighten my hair cause he likes the natural look"

Oh wow so natural

15. "He peeled off my clothes."

BA-BA-BANANAAA

16. "I threw a spoon at Liam and he ran away screaming."

What are you doing with your life