In Every FanFic...
1. The OC is either: Lucy Hale or Selena Gomez.
2. Zayn is known as the bad boy, yet he always has a soft spot for nerds.
3. It takes literally 1.5 seconds to take a shower, change your outfit, straighten your hair and eat breakfast.
4. The OC is a nerd, yet you never expect her to have the typical braces, acne, glasses, she never even studies.
What kind of a nerd is she?
5. "I walked in the cold streets of Miami, when I bumped into Harry Styles..."
Spot the mistake.
6. So the OC (original character in case u forgot) has a miserable life, so zayn pops up and recites her all of his quotes.
7. "After 2 years, I found out I'm pregnant."
Wow you've been carrying a 2 year old child in your uterus and you didn't even notice.
50 points for your stupidity.
8. The author tries to make harry seems dark. Well guess what Dimples and Curls? sounds like someone who likes rainbows and unicorns.
9. It's a Fanfic about them being Vampires, and Louis still adores carrots.
Please end my suffering
10. The Pretty Little Liars' cast should really know that they star in almost every One Direction FanFic.
11. One Direction always invite the OC to live with them.
Because you know why not. I invite strangers to my house like almost every day.
12. 16 & Pregnant.
Wow. Wasn't expecting this at all.
13. Harry Styles' fanfics usually have the same title such as:
Dark
Dark Harry
Dark meets light
Bad meets good
Badass Harry
The bad boy's girl
The sex slave
Sleeping with the enemy
Friends with benefits
The boy next doorI can go forever really
14. The OC is always a rich white chick. (Oh sorry i mean poor and homeless)
BUT no one ever thought to make her black for example.
are you racist? #joking #maybe #JustSaying15. She never waxes for god's sake😭
Like seriously you can't be that perfect.16. So the author decides to be original.
"OMG Louis ate my Carrots!!!1!"
Adios Originality.
17. So Niall finds out he has a 2 year old daughter and he casually spends everyday of his life with her without anyone finding out.
What's wrong with paparazzi these days, not doing their jobs right.
18. She becomes Harry's girlfriend, and she either never receives one single hate tweet from this fandom, or is extremely abused and bullied and becomes extremely depressed
Lmao don't mind her
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Every Fanfic *EDITED*
HumorA compilation of all the things you can find in every one direction fan fiction.