Every Fanfic *EDITED*

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In Every FanFic...

1. She's a fan of Eleanor but doesnt know One direction.

Who do you think Eleanor is dating? President Obama?

2. "He planted kisses on my neck"

I didn't know Harry was into gardening.

3. "His smile was out of this world"

Exclusive smile now available on Uranus.

4. Chapter 1: [loses virginity]

Chapter 2: [gives birth]

Chapter 3: [childs 10th birthday party]

oh oh slow down Susan still tryna catch up

5. [Room mate] is Harry styles.

[boy next door] is harry styles.

[mother] is harry styles.

6. "I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding"

yes because I'm suddenly incapable of telling when there's oxygen in my lungs or not.

7. "Hey mom can I go on tour with One Direction?"

"Sure, just don't forget to bring an umbrella in case it rains."

8. "Hey Liam what do you want to do?"

"Toy story"

"But how about-"

"Toy story"

"But Li-"

" t o y s t o r y"

9. "He pecked my lips"

10. [gets pregnant the day after having sex]

11. Define originality:

"16 year old, poor, depressed and homeless, gets dragged to a One Direction concert, and falls in love with all of them."

12. "I tried to wake my mother up, but she wouldn't so I quickly called 911."

Spot the mistake.
Ps it's in London duh

13. [emotional music plays as a character dies]
"Hey everyone make sure you listen to this song while reading this part"

Jesus this is a book susan, not a fucking movie.

14. Costa coffee doesn't exist.

I mean sure in a world where Starbucks rules it

15. *Both parents die*

*no other relatives*

*lives on her own*

*Age 15*

No in real life you're in a foster home.

16. "I don't know you, but I want to protect you."

Bitch no

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I'm probably gonna disappear for a long time and probably this is the last of it so a huge thank you for your love and support! I really hope you enjoyed this book as much as I did writing it :)

I might come back who knows.