Every Fanfic *EDITED*

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Happy Eid Everyone, hope you're having a good day xx

In Every FanFic...

1. Harry is dating a 15 year old girl.

Yeah cause a multibillionaire digs always for preteens.

2. [drives to starbucks before opening eyes in the morning]

3. "Age is just a number babe"

Um no It is clearly a word.

Epic fail again and again lol

4. I havent seen my parents since the age of 7 and im not even slightly worried.

5. Liam: [is a counselor in literally every situation]

6. [sneezes] [looses memory] [trips] [looses memory] [gets hit by a car] [loses memory]

7. "he licked my bottom lip, asking for entrance"

TICKETS PLEASE!

8. "our lips crashed"

hope ya had insurance

9. who needs contraception when you have swag!!1!!11

10. [sneezes] [slips into a coma] [trips] [slips into a coma] [gets hit by a car] [slips into a coma]

11. "Our tongues fought for dominance,"

<pic on side>

12. i'll just die with ed sheeran playing in the background lmao dont mind me

13. [has sex, raises children and cooks all on one kitchen counter]

14. "I rolled out of bed, past the shower and into starbucks"

Oh.

this is short sorry! I'm not supposed to open it lol I'm grounded :p x