In Every FanFic...
1. *Owns a Rang Rover*
*Can't drive*
2. Why would world famous Harry Styles dresses as a nerd and goes back to High School? Like no please.
3. She's at the meet and greet and Harry Styles starts flirting with her.
Without mentioning the 293342746893 girls behind her not being jealous at all. I mean Bless this fandom :')
4. Ugly, Fat, Worthless, bitch, slut, nerd, fake, being bullied, being abused, no one likes her, alone, gross,......
And she exactly looks like this >>>
5. "Our tongues wrestled"
Is this another WWA episode?
6. Just in case you're wondering
Starred= Shined, sparkled, dazzled....
Stared= gazed, looked, eyed...
Use it wisely ;)
7. "He crashed his lips on mine."
Oh noes, I don't think you can afford new lips /:
8. *adds light make-up*
red lipstick, eye shadow, eye liner, blush, lip liner, mascara, foundation, concealer, lip gloss, eye shadow primer, foundation primer...
(Credits to @dreamingswiftie13)
So light you can damn fly!
9. Why always on those larry/niam fanfics, they barly find out they like each other and then BAM! they go have damn sex! (Credit to @Marceline_Vampire_ )
10. *Girl gets pregnant* *Niall goes to XFactor and comes back after being an international popstar to be in the child's life*
And they fall in love again! :)) (Credit to @malikaaarodriguez)
11. She goes at a club dressed as a stripper, yet she gets shocked when a guy tries to touch her.
Welcome to the real world princess :))
12. Harry's curls are made of edible chocolate!
Yeah and my hair is made of delicious Vanilla how bout dat
13. "Our tongues danced together."
That awkward moment when you find out a tongue can dance better than you
14. *Gets called up on stage and gets proposed to by one of the boys*
Because that happens all the time at concerts...
15. *Finally finds a very good Fanfic*
Last update 30/03/1983
16. *His lips crashed into mine, and our tongues fought for dominance*
Kid this isn't the hunger games :)
17. "he kisses me our tongues battle for dominance like the African army protecting and fighting for their homeland and privacy"
Note the sarcasm.
18. "I dropped my double mocha vanilla peppermint soya skim vanilla latte on Harry Styles."
No one's got the time
19. meets Harry Styles....
*Family disappears*
*Friends disappear*
*Band mates disappear*
*Paparazzi disappears*
*Period disappears*
*Earth disappears*
20. They wake up and boom whole chapter consists of morning sex
21. Liam is always the innocent one and helps everyone solve their problems like he's Oprah or Dr.Phil...
•JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR•
I am not insulting anyone! This is a pure humor thing. It's called sarcasm.
And thank you! :)
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Every Fanfic *EDITED*
HumorA compilation of all the things you can find in every one direction fan fiction.
