In Every Fanfic...
1. "He took off his shirt, recited Shakespeare, painted my portrait, and bought Martin Luther king Jr back to life"
All that without breaking the kiss.
2. "My parents are poor and homeless."
*Buy her front row One Direction tickets*
3. *Runs away from home where nowhere to go*
*Bumps into Niall Horan*
*Asks her to stay with him*
Are you even kidding me?
4. *dates one of the boys*
*Automatically becomes best friends with Eleanor*
5. *She's in love with the 5 boys, yet dating Ed Sheeran*
Oh God.
6. *She's babysitting One Direction*
Yeah cause 5-nearly adults- need a babysitter.
Seriously why
7. ALWAYS 'Pop' the (p) in yep and nope.
8." He bit his lip" *Bites lip from chapter 4 through the chapter 73*
9. *Has one shot of vodka*
*Completely drunk*
10. ""my chest tightened"" you may have asthma or another respiratory disease you should really go to hospital
11. [is in an abusive relationship] "he hurts me because he loves me"
True love right there
12. *Parents go on a business trip* *Stays at One Direction's house*
Sorry kiddo but I think your parents abandoned you since they NEVER returned.
13. *Harry sees her from the corner of his eye*
BAM
*He's deeply in love with her*
14. *Sex lasts for 3 months*
15. [earns millions of pounds per year] [only outfit consists of red chinos, TOMS, a stripy t-shirt and suspenders]
16. *Sees a One Direction concert*
*Stays at the same hotel*
YET she's POOR.
17. Bullied at school when she exactly look like a Victoria Secret model.
18. "I let my red 48x48 red towel fall on the floor, as I put on my Victoria secret bra, and my Calvin Klein panties, I turned to see Harry Styles watching me from his window"
Whoa pretty useful stuff right there. Oh and not creepy at all. Oh and completely normal to dress while your curtains are open.
19. *Sees a One Direction Concert* "Oh my god I'm staying at the same hotel"
*next chapter* She's having sex with Harry Styles in his room....
20. "Niall I'm pregnant"
"that's fantastic, I'll just stop my whole career shall I?"
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Every Fanfic *EDITED*
HumorA compilation of all the things you can find in every one direction fan fiction.
