All y'all commenting like "get heR A PUPPER/KITTER" when if y'all read the spinoff you'd know the apartment complex doesn't allow pets smh
"What have you gotten in past years?" Matthew asked as you stared at the ceiling in thought."I didn't really do Christmas for the majority of my life." You replied. Alfred looked to you in shock while Matthew just raised his eyebrows. "What? Are you Jewish, or..." Alfred questioned. "Nah (sorry if you are lmao), we just kinda didn't." You muttered. "So lemme get this straight." Alfred sighed, "You've never read Harry Potter, never seen Star Wars, and haven't had a proper Christmas? What's next, Pokemon?"
"Pokemon?" You asked, lifting your head to look at him. The American gasped and rolled off you to sit up abruptly. "You don't know what Pokemon is?" Matthew asked calmly. "Kinda. Never played it or whatever." You said as Alfred whipped out his phone.
Alfred: (Y/N) DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT POKEMON IS
Arthur: What
Alfred: LOUD SCREAMING THIS GOES BEYOND CHRISTMAS
Alfred: I WANNA GO GET MY OLD GAMEBOY COLOR FROM MY ATTIC RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND AND STRAP HER TO A CHAIR AND MAKE HER PLAY POKEMON RED
Arthur: Matthew has Pokemon stuff too, you know...
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Alfred: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt: Alfred why are you texting me i'm 2 inches away from you
Alfred: BECAUSE OUR NIECE HAS NEVER PLAYED POKEMON THIS IS UNNACCEPTABLE
Alfred: You strap her to a chair while I go get my gameboy color from home
Matt: Who says you get to show her Pokemon??
Alfred: I DO
Matt: I have games too. Why don't we both show her??
Alfred: fiNE
Alfred: But you have to make her watch the shitty cartoon I'm not reliving that
Matt: Fine.
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You: My uncles are screaming and texting each other even though they're sitting right next to each other
Emil: ?????????Why???????????
You: Bc i've never played/watched/whatever the fuck Pokemon
Emil: w AHAT
You: Oh god not you too
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The Rain's Sentinel (Hetalia x reader) (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
FanfictionAfter running away from your abusive mother, you wind up in the care of Arthur, a mysterious bachelor with a soft spot for your dire situation. With your newfound stability comes hope, drama, romance, and healing. Or so you hope. TW: Abuse