Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
My friend made a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
The pencil lead is broken, this is pointless.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
That's all for now, comment below if you want to add your puns and jokes.
Welp, got to go.
See ya later alligator!
