The story of my Lyf

moving out

Assalam alaikum
My PotterheadS..

20.. 20.. 20..
Yes!
#20 in humour!!

Im on Top of the world!

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"Amna bhabhi, c'mon fast it we'll b late" falak shouted from outside
I kissed Aysha aynty ... Oops mom's cheek and she handed me two veg wraps... I greeted salaam rather loudly and jumped in my shoe's, running outside...
"Fifi, i told u not to call me bhabhi... I feel old" i said whilst getting in the passenger seat..
"Yes falak, do t call her that.. Call her baby bon bon, coz She's 5 yr old" Immi bhai chuckled.
I rolled my eyes and handed falak her wrap and started biting mine...
"Fasht bhaii, uma laate" i gulped the morsel down..
Bhai rolled his eyes "u always r late"
Falak started laughing but chocked on her morsel, i handed her a bottle.

Tomorrow bhai will leave for UAE, he got a very interesting offer from a firm and obviously he agreed.. He wants to explore Dubai!
I know u all must b thinking, its only a week and he's already leaving but he says - 'I cant sit at one place for more than 10 days, its like if i stay more than that bugs bite my ass.. & i luv my Ass!'
His words not mine.. 😜

This whole week, all we did was fun.. We as in- Me, Fifi & immi bhai.. We watched the most worst movies, from Hollywood to Bollywood and whatnot..
We were behaving like critics.. This is not right, this is so typical, cheesy, wrong, animated, she doesn't know to act, he can't dance and all crap! We three went to many parks around, painted the backyard wall, saw Mr.khan's childhood pics etc.
The best part if the day is dinner, uncle relives all the memories of his life... From his childhood to marriage and this 2 naughty children & 1 shy child..
Yup Mr.khan was the most shy child ever seen, that's what uncle said.. He never used to leave her moms side.. Always crying and running to his mom..
Haa, when i was a child, i was like 'mom? Who's she!?' 😂😂

I even came to know many secrets abt dad (my dad)
And where is Mr.BusyBee?
Well he's working on a very important assignment -as he says- and always ended up home late, and leaves the house right after fajr salah.. It must be a very important i guess. Not that im affected by that.. Im enjoying the company im getting..
Falak has started her studies, bhai is leaving for his work and me? I got a job! Yup only 3 attempts & i got one!
I work in Gabriel Co. Ltd.
my boss is an old man probably in late 50's...
We're 3 colleagues working together as his assistant..
He's a nice man, the office is quite nice too..
My co-workers are all good except some extremists..
The old same thinking about Muslims they have.
I've created a distance so far to avoid trouble.. U know don't wank my knuckles to touch their teeth and spill blood.. 😉
Bhai drops me & falak daily.. From tomorrow we'll b on our own..
Alhamdulillah I've got a pretty nice family.

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"Assalam alaikum"we all were quite taken aback when Mr. Oh-u-also-live-here? entered.. We all had just settled down for dinner.
"Look who honoured us with his gracious presence"
Immi bhai taunted.
Before he could reply, AziZ bhai entered with nagging queen trailing behind.. I mean Rebecca..
"Salaam everyone, i guess i can feed my poor stomach here?"
He sat at one of the chairs..

"Wash ur hands first Aziz" Mom pinched his ears..
"Ow ow.. Ok i will.. But be humble Mrs khan, i want my ear in place.. Wanna hear my child crying"
Smiling, me & falak stood up from our places...