Assalam alaikum
My spicy NachoS....
*Stands in the middle of a big hall holding a Mic*
*smiles sheepishly like Shaun the sheep*
Hello
*waves at the crowd*
im Zii.. hope u all rmbr me? U all love me na so dont fire my pants plz.. hehe..
*wipes the single rolling sweat from forehead*
*Crowd eyes up & down*
*suddenly a huge tomato strikes from nowhere direct on my eye*
maha_1896 laughs evilly..
another egg lands on my shoulder..
Jinn_hijabi shouts "goal"
a big red tomato strikes my nose..
thats farheen17 i guess..
* Crowned_princeZz slowly gets up & march towards me.. next is a big watermelon, on my head*
*black*
*Unedited*
*swearings ahead*
"Sssh" i winced when i felt something cold on my palm..
"Thank Allah for this... Only your fore fingers got minor burns.. Who told u to hold the pan? What if ..." Mr.professor started lecturing..
I glanced at the wall clock
"Its 7:30, i must hurry up or else ill b late""Sit down .. You are not going anywhere" he held my shoulders and made me sit, Or say pushed me to sit down..
"Please Mr. Khan, i can't take a leave in my very first week of the job.. Not at all understandable"
"U r not well" he stated firmly.
"Sheesh.. Only two fingers barely burned, not a big deal"
"I said u r not going today and this time i'm not joking"
Why is he so bossy.."C'mon Mr.Khan, its barely visible, I've seen worst and FYI i don't cry and sit at home for every small injury and every small thing.. To live life ahead one needs to be strong"
"What did Sarah aunty ate?"
He crossed his arms on his chest."What?",i was totally confused. where did mama came in between?
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