Assalamalikum
WeddingcrasherSOops did I say wedding crashers?
My bad! 😉I'll say wedding guests!
Ok?Coming to the chap this is a desi function called
Haldi-mehndi
Its a fun filled occasion with loads of funHope you'll enjoy too.
P.s not edited.
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Today is my ^haldi-mehndi^
Urghh.. I luv playing haldi but mehndi (henna), its the most boring thing .. I have to sit up for almost hours!
I'm sure I'll be on wheel chair on my nikah.. Yea you know by sitting for 4 hours my spinal cord will jam up and when I'll make a move to get up it will twist and BAM!!
Amna now you should start..
Oh yeah...
So it all started with the neighbouring desi aunties!
They rushed in my house like it's their! Greeting a salaam they started chatting along, settled in the backyard.
Currently, I'm in my room wearing a yellow and green salwar kameez and my dupatta wrapped loosely on my head.
I just prayed maghrib.When will this all end?
I'm like B.O.R.E.D already 😩All of the sudden i started flying!
No..no.. no..
I swear I didn't drink Red Bull!Its jus my stupid son of my mom, lifted me bridal style..
"What are you doing Hussain? Lemme down now"
I wriggled in his embrace but this strong species didn't budge! Stupid muscles.
"Mama is calling you down"
He replied climbing down the stairs."Last time I checked I had legs"
I huffed while punching him in his chest. Hard."Oh gawd..You weigh a ton woman"
He shouted and dropped me on the last step
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The story of my Lyf
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