Baby Adventures (5SOS)

Marshmallow Bitey Bits

Luke's mom starts going on a healthy diet, and it affects the rest of her family.

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Ashton: 5
Luke: 4

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It all started at breakfast.

Luke was in his high chair, waiting for his mom to make his marshmallow cereal and toaster strudel.

However, when she finally set his food down before him, Luke stared in stunned confusion at the plate of cut up fruit and orange juice. Not a sugar cube in sight.

He screamed.

Liz gasped and picked him up. "Luke! Are you alright, what's wrong? What happened, are you hurt?" She turned him upside down, checking for injuries.

Luke looked at the plate again. It was just as terrifying upside down. He screamed and cried, kicking his legs and nearly hitting his mom in the face.

She set him back down. "If you're screaming about breakfast you can stop it right now."

Luke huffed at her and let out a small shriek.

"No." She warned.

Testing his limits, he let a long slow wail out.

"You stop that."

Luke glared down at his fruit. "Icky."

"Icky like your attitude." Liz snapped.

Luke gasped in hurt.

"Eat it Lucas, it's healthy. We've been eating way too much sugar in this house." Liz said. "From now on I'm only making healthy meals, which means no more marshmallow Bitey Bits."

Luke sucked in a huge breath, leaning back. Liz widened her eyes. "Lu, don't you da-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He cried, kicking his legs and waving his fists. He knocked the plate to the floor. "Dun wan eat healthy! Wan Bitey Bits!"

"Whoa, who put the baby on his period?" Jack asked as he came down the stairs. He went to the pantry and pulled out a box of marshmallow cereal. Luke shrieked and reached for it, making grabby hands.

"Put that away Jack," Liz warned. "And stop feminizing your brother."

"But I'm hungry?" He reached in and took out a handful, keeping only the marshmallow pieces.

Luke was basically being possessed by a demon with the way he was crying and trying to get out of the chair, twisting his body as he tried to reach the cereal.

"Christ be with you!" Jack screamed, throwing the handful at Luke.

Sedated with his Bitey Bits, Luke calmed down and happily shoved them all into his mouth. "Thank."

Liz shot a glare at Jack. "What have I told you about exorcisms with your brother."

"Why is it everytime I come downstairs you guys are talking about exorcisms?" Ben sighed as he came into the kitchen.

"It's really uncanny." Jack agreed.

Liz huffed in frustration. "I'm trying to get us all to eat healthy, which means no sugary cereal," she plucked the box from Jack, "no waffles," she took the frozen waffles from Ben, who was digging through the freezer, "and no. More. Tantrums." She stopped in front of Luke and gave him an evil eye.