Hetalia Headcanons [Requests Open]

England Headcanons 1 - 50

1.) Even though England missed them and was sad that they were growing up, he was also proud of how strong they had become. His colonies being able to stand by themselves showed him that he was a good big brother and he had taught them well.

2.) England acts like a Gentleman when forced, but he's a punk rocker at heart.

3.) America's hero complex is England's fault.. He read him too many fairy tales as a child.

4.) England's cooking is so bad, it has radioactive characteristics to it. America ate so much of it as a child, he developed superpowers. Thus why America is so strong.

5.) England knows the Doctor (Doctor who) doesn't exist but sometimes he really wishes he did.

6.) During one of the battles of the Roman conquest of Britain, England got a blow to the head that would have killed a human. Because he was a nation intruder kill him but it did cause some damage to his nervous system and ever since he has shaken. The tremors affect his whole body, but they are most noticeable in his hands. The most distressed he is the harder they shake; some days he can barely hold a pen. He still hates Rome for what he did.

7.) He's a leftie

8.) England has never truly been very religious. He goes to the church sometimes at Christmas or Easter. But during the world wars, he prayed every single night.

9.) England and Spain like to play battleship. It reminds them of their pirating says. The game usually ends with Spain crying:

'No my armada!'

10.) Out of all the nations, if they were going to make a band, the elder brother trio are a necessity (Prussia, Denmark, and England)

England has one of the best voices, Prussia is a god in electric guitar; and no one will be hard pressed to find a better drummer than Denmark.

11.) Fem!England is much more self conscious about her appearance than her counterpart, so the only reason why her eyebrows aren't as thick is because she actually regularly trims and waxes them. While Artie only trims them, to no avail.

12.) Kitannia (England cat) is a grumpy snoopy cat who doesn't sit or hobnob with every other cat or person.

13.) England is that one kid in the class that studies hard all term/semester only to be beat by that one kid who studies the night before the test.

14.) Ever since Christmas since 1914, England and Germany get together and play football

15.) England may seemingly hate France, but France has been their for him his whole life. And he is secretly grateful for that.

16.) Oddly enough, England looks really good in a miniskirt.

17.) People say that when Britain needs him most, King Arthur of Camelot will come back. Little do they know he's never left.

18.) On May 30th, 1431 Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. Every year on this day, England hides away from France because he knows that he'll never be able to take back what was done.

19.) Liechtenstein believes in England's fairies. He loves her for it.

20.) He knows how magical this world truly is.

21.) The reason England has no body hair is because it goes straight to his eyebrows.

22.) He didn't wear an eyepatch because he hurt his eye.

He wore an eyepatch so that one eye would always be adjusted to the dark.

Whenever he went under the deck, especially at night, it would probably be pretty dark. Or if he had to walk around the ship at night in general. It would be useful if he always had at least one eye that was already adjusted to the dark so that he didn't have to stumble around. Whenever he went somewhere dark, he'd just flip the eyepatch to the other side and he'd be able to see fairly well.