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Did I say Dadmark I meant Denmark...

1,)England, Iceland, Finland, Norway, Denmark and Sweden are all members of the 'Weird Food from the North' club.

2.) Whenever the Nordics come to visit Denmark, as a prank, he keeps his Lego pieces scattered around for everyone to step on. It backfires on him 90% of the time.

3.) Iceland, Norway, Sweden, and Finland can't get brain freeze. Denmark is jealous.

4.) Norway and Denmark have to physically drag Iceland out of the house when volcanoes erupt.

He claims they're 'overreacting sissies'.

5.) Iceland sees Denmark more as a father figure that an older brother.

6.) The Awesome Trio has dimples

7.),England, Turkey, Prussia and Denmark are secretly the dorkiest friends ever.

8.) Denmark is currently going through a phase where he wears loose crop tank tops, black skinny jeans, and one of those funny hats that's like a toque but is too long to be a toque.

He never quite hides his hair all the way, just leaves one puff of it sort of down against his forehead.
Norway was VERY confused by his actions, but then he visited Denmark's house to try and fix the problem... and he found an empty bottle of now-discontinued hair product, whatever miraculous thing was able to tame

Denmark's hair, and instantly understood the presence of the hat, and the hipster outfit to match because how else do you go about disguising a hat like that in your day to day life when your go-to used to be a trench coat and an itty bitty hat to show off the miraculous lion's mane?

Denmark still tells everyone he's just trying to fit in with the times, even though he knows Norway already knows the truth.

9.) Norway purposely made "Ylvis", "Kollektivet" and "Raske Menn" to prove that he isn't an emotionless bastard. Denmark and Sweden were the first ones to enjoy his jokes.

10.) Little does everyone know, but the Nordics really do combine together with their furniture and become a giant mecha. Finland's the head, Iceland and Norway control the arms and Denmark and Sweden control the legs.

11.) Denmark is actually a good singer. He's shy about it though, so whenever he sings around the other nations, he purposely sings off-key to make it silly.

12.) No one realizes that France wasn't the first person to find Canada. It was the Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. The only person that knows this is Canada himself because the others forgot him after he got lost in a snow storm. That was when he found Kumajiro. Later France found him.

13.) Norway is a complete health nut; he always exercises and eats healthy. It frustrates him to no end that Denmark can be so lazy and unhealthy yet more in-shape than him.

14.) Norway actually can't stand the "What does the Fox Say?" song. Denmark, on the other hand, loves it and will blast it through the house.

15.) Most of the Arctic Council members- Canada, Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Russia and Sweden- all have a fondness for turtleneck jumpers. America is the exception since most of his land is much further south (although he does wear turtlenecks when attending the meetings.)

16.) The Awesome Trio all like punk.

17.) Whenever Denmark gets sick or eats bad food, he says, "There's something rotten in the state of Denmark."

18.) Once, when chilling out at home with the other Nordics, Sweden jokingly told Finland to 'Go make me a sandwich.' Denmark and Iceland laughed then took Sweden to Denmark to hospital for his injuries.