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Egypt Headcanons 1 - 44

1.) Egypt was born around the time King Tut began his rule, just a little before. Growing up together, the two became close. After he died, Ancient Egypt would constantly find him in the Valley of the Kings sleeping beside his tomb.

2.) America swears up and down that Egyptians made most of the monuments with help from aliens. Of course, Egypt doesn't talk much, so he can't get an answer from him. Though, Tony seems to know who Egypt is when America takes him out with other nations. This only makes America's suspicions grow.

3.) Turkey and Egypt believe every Middle Eastern and Mediterranean nation should know how to Kolbasti at a party.

4.) Italy once accidentally put Norway and Egypt next to each other during a meeting. Their combined mysterious magical auras were so overwhelming that everyone now seats them first to make sure they're as far away from each other as the table allows.

5.) America thinks the Faroe Islands are part of Egypt, no matter how many times either of them try to correct him.

6.) Egypt is known to act very much like Pepper Potts.

7.) Iceland and Seychelles started an online club called the Under Appreciated Nation's Club or UANC. This club also accepts micronations. It currently has 14 members. Vietnam, Egypt and Cyprus are known to make posts often on the UANC page.

8.) Taiwan, Egypt, and Romano have double-jointed shoulders.

9.) Egypt never really forgave Rome for killing his mother.

He never really forgave himself for letting him kill her either.

10.) Because he speaks so little, Egypt is actually fluent in several different kinds of sign-language.

In fact, when he wants to talk to Greece privately, they'll do it in Greek sign-language, since Turkey refuses to learn it. It actually frustrates the Turk to no ends to be out of the loop.

Egypt finds it amusing to watch.

11.) America has a bad habit of showing up at Egypt's house unexpectedly and tries to help him out cleaning, cooking, etc.

12.) England, Norway, and Egypt are the three male countries that have their belly-buttons pierced. Egypt had his done when it was a masculine Pharaoh status symbol. England and Norway got theirs done when it became a more modern fashion.

13.) Egypt is the fastest hieroglyphics writer in history.

14.) The only time you'll ever see Egypt express emotion is a bit of a smile when he's around cats or, occasionally, a pensive look when he's hanging around the pyramids. He still misses his mother a lot.

15.) Somedays, Egypt looks in the mirror and puts make-up on. He's not a crossdresser, he just looks and remembers when his mother used to put her make-up on him when he was a child.

16.) For some strange reason, Australia has a fear of camels. Not even Egypt knows why.

17.) Egypt rarely gets mad, but when he does, generally his voice gets really quiet and the nation who angers him will probably suffer from a curse the next day.

18.) Like Greece, Egypt loves cats. In fact, he loves them so much, there was a city known as Bubastis that he had, that was dedicated to cats. He also kills anyone instantly on the spot who would kill a cat on his lands or in his presence.

19.) Nations have children, but only a select few of them will actually turn out to become nations themselves. England, his brothers, Greece and Egypt are among these rare exceptions.

20.) When Iceland, Canada, Switzerland and Egypt were teenagers, they were those kids who basically patrolled for couples kissing/hugging/making physical contact and shout something along the lines of "PDA! PDA!" Until the couple took noticed and stopped. The four of them would then walk away calmly as if nothing had ever happened.

21.) Egypt is terribly shy and awkward around women and will do anything within his power to avoid talking to one. When the time comes where he has to, he will use a person to talk for him instead by whispering what he wants to say to them.

However, he will not under any circumstance use Turkey, as he will twist his words into something vulgar or inappropriate.

22.) Rome has had quiet an interesting love life. As in he is the father of Egypt and Greece. The Italy brothers don't know and are confused by Greece and Egypt acting as uncles for them.

23.) The main reason America is so aggravated that Egypt doesn't talk much (at least around him) is because he's heard that Egypt is an amazing and versatile voice actor from his family.

24.) Egypt is an expert Belly Dancer, he is very flexible, seductive, and has quiet a lot of sex appeal.

25.) The only time Egypt REALLY shows emotion is around animals, he can't help but smile when his face is being licked up and down by a dog.

26.) The only time Egypt REALLY shows emotion is around animals, he can't help but smile when his face is being licked up and down by a dog.

27.) Egypt hardly ever attends UN meetings for the sole reason that stuff hardly ever gets done.

28.) Egypt loves ketchup. He puts ketchup on just about everything. He barely remembers his diet before he discovered ketchup.

29.) Germany many times tried to discipline his German shepherds along with egypt's jackal Anubis. Egypt informed Germany that if any if the dogs disobeyed just shake a tin can of pennies. When Germany tried Anubis jumped, grabbed the can and beat Germany with it. Egypt bought Germany beer as an apology gift but Germany is now scared of pennies and Anubis.

30.) Egypt contributed to some of the graffiti on Martyr's Road. Walking down that road always fills him with immeasurable pride for his people.

31.) Egypt likes his tea black.

32.) Egypt loves cats.

33.) Whenever Turkey and Greece decide to get drunk they take Egypt with them since he doesn't drink. Egypts job is to make sure Turkey and Greece don't do anything stupid and bail them out of jail if needed.

34.) Once Egypt, Turkey and Greece decided to tease Japan and Hungary for being yaoi fans. During a meeting Egypt got down on one knee and asked "Greece will you.... Be my best friend?" Before Greece could say anything Turkey shouted "I thought what we had was special!" And stormed out. Needless to say Hungary is still mad at them.

35.) Once a year, Turkey, Greece, Egypt, the rest of the former Ottoman Empire and the Cyprus brothers gather at Egypt's house and have one big 'family' dinner. No fighting is allowed.

Egypt is usually the peacekeeper.

36.) Since their countries helped invent modern math, Egypt and China are both amazing at it and can solve the most mathematical equations.

37.) He never talks because he regrets being unable to speak Ancient Egyptian. He used to refuse to write until the keystone was discovered. Now he is fluent in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics and writes in them whenever possible.

38.) He enjoys exploring the pyramids, even though he can't magic are through most of them.

39.) Greece got his first cats from Egypt when they were both young and living with their Mothers.

He named them Leo, Chimaera, and Sphinx, after lion-like monsters in his mother's myths.

40.) He lives just above the poverty line.

41.) Egypt sees Japan as a friend, and cares for him fiercely. But, he will always be jealous of him, for doing the one thing Egypt never could do. Making both Greece and Turkey fall in love with him.

Egypt has loved them both for ages.

42.) Egypt has a stutter he developed as a young child.

43.) He has his mother's entry in the Book of the Dead tattooed on his body. Any time it fades, he has it redone. He refuses to forget her.

44.) His keffiyah is his security blanket.
Anubis is his guardian, and his best friend.

Both were given to him by his mother...