Hetalia Headcanons [Requests Open]

Australia Headcanons 1 - 20 + 2 Scenarios

1.) The bandaid on Australia's nose is there to cover a scar left by a Turkey during the War of Gallipoli.

2.) As a child Australia was uncontrollable.

3.) Australia sounds like Steve Irwin

4.) Australia has always been jealous of Hong Kong. He finds it really silly but he envies the attention England gives Hong Kong. England knows this and calls him an ignorant fool that knows nothing about relationships for he is all alone down under. To fill this void of no fatherly love, Australia sometimes visits America who is more than happy to praise him for his accomplishments.

5.) He rides emu's when he's drunk.

6.) China and Australia are good friends.

7.) New Zealand doesn't have Australia. Sure, they fight occasionally, but the don't hate each other. They'll always be there for each other in times of need. After all, it's quite lonely at the bottom of the world...

8.) Australia is England's rebound colony. They both know it. Secretly Australia feels like he's never measured up to America. England agrees.

9.) He is the best big brother. Wy approves.

10.) Australia doesn't trust America with his TV shows. Especially not after the U.S. remake of 'Kath and Kim.'

11.) Australia became a gourmet after multiculturalism occurred. He still loves Vegemite.

12.) He is immune to poisons.

13.) Every year, Turkey and Australia meet up on the beaches of Gallipoli for the Dawn Service. Every year, after the ceremony, they go out and drink, and talk about everything. Including what happened in the war. And they're the best of friends.

14.) New Zealand loves Australia, but hates him at the same time. The two have such a hateful relationship at points, and it's mostly because their people hate each other. They truly do get along well at points.

15.) Everybody thinks Australia and New Zealand should get together – the countries in question disagree. They argue on the time and truly they both agree that they could never be together.

16.) Their close relationship and history only make it hurt New Zealand's heart more when Australia asks America and England for advice. New Zealand wishes for the old days when NZ was the closest friend that Australia had. Australia thinks that New Zealand is resentful of his new status in the world.

17.) He believes the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.

18.) Whenever there's a spider in the world meetings it's Australia's job to get rid of it.'

19.) Australia was the best of friends with Steve Irwin. Even though friendship with a human was risky. When he passed away, Australia attended his funeral and mourned for months. He still tears up at reruns of the crocodile hunter.

20.) All of the male nations have superhero boxers. Australia has Batman so that whenever he walks around with his pants off he can say "HELLO, MY NAME IS BRUUUCE"

Considering Australia has virtually no Headcanons. Here are two scenarios for you:

1.) Imagine the colonies spending Christmas with England and him telling them that they can't open any presents until he's awake. Then a very adult Australia jumping on England's bed as he screams: "WAKE UP DAD ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS." Then dragging him downstairs by his foot to get his damn presents.

2.) Imagine England staring at a spider wide eyed in a world meeting and suddenly screaming:

"AUSTRALIA. IS THIS THING YOURS? KILL IT!"