Ziall fictions/Imagines

#24 drunkie babes

ZAYN

"Ehhh hey zaYn Im SOO HAppyehh " Niall said walking "zayn next time we go to a club bring a leash" Liam said walking with Danniel (A/N I ship payzer way better) "ZAYn Tell me I'm the Craic daddy" Niall whisperd in my ear

"Your not the Craic daddy" I said grabbing his arm "YES I AM AND RAPIST!!" "no I'm your boyfriend" I said "really? I have a boyfriend with abs and a huge dick?" He asked looking at the floor

"Okay I think it's time to go home now" I said pulling him "wait I have to get my unicorn" he said "no no now lets go " I said getting him to the car

NIALL

Zayn dranked 9 large beers and 7 shots so his very drunk and when his drunk his very touchy and dramatic "why don't you love me? cuz sometimes when I ask you if you love you don't say anything and when you don't say anything it means your being annoyed and when your annoyed it means you hate something and when you hate something it means you don't love it-" I cut him off by slamming my lips on his

"Babe I love you and we have to go home before you trow up in the car or anyone" I said holding his hand "EXCUSE ME EVERYONE!" He yelled walking down a street "MY BOYFRIEND HERE HAS A NICE DICK AND IT'S VERY THIK AND SOFT" and when he shut up Liam and Louis drag him away

"Zayn how many finger am I holding Liam said and showed no fingers "7 " he said "wait no 5 no 10!" He said

"Lets get him out of here" Liam said and we sat him in the car and drived home "Niall guess what I am" he whisperd in my ear "what are you?" "I'm a ship and this ship is sinking" he said in a more drunk voice and started unzipping my pants "woah no zayn your drunk and where in the car!" I said

"Ughh your no fun!" He said and fell asleep on my lap "did he went out?" Harry asked "yeah and thank god"